fish eggs ‘n bubble wine 𓅃

Lincoln, NE
Joined May 2018
management just sent out an email banning all board games during breaks and i'm like what is this, yahtzee germany?
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wile e coyote setting a trap for senior citizens
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for being so transphobic rowling sure doesn't seem to mind being a huge penis hole
J.K. Rowling has published a new essay defending her views on the trans community and calling out trans activism in the 21st century for being "elitist." "My views haven't changed... what to me represents no change at all in my political or ideological outlook has, in recent years, seen me and women like me subject not only to criticism but also to death threats. This is because we oppose the current, dominant strain of trans activism, which holds that a man who declares himself a woman is, literally, a woman, and is therefore entitled to be treated as a woman in all contexts..." variety.com/2026/tv/global/j…
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beep beep, endless kang comin thru
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Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 retweeted
holy shit the painting behind the front desk at my hotel fucking rips
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holy shit the painting behind the front desk at my hotel fucking rips
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i would share the backstory but i think it's better if it's enjoyed context free
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just so much going on in like 100 square feet. arapahoe, ne is wild
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the epoch of the sun goblin begins. may our bones and screams slake his wicked thirst
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the timing of me being served this ad is very interesting. cia doin a victory lap or something
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eatin ass like i was a hungry family of pinworms
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making fallout 76 real is the five year goal for west virginia's governor
Without consulting residents or local officials, West Virginia Gov. Patrick Morrisey’s energy office submitted a pitch to the Trump administration offering four sites in the state for a potential “Nuclear Lifecycle Innovation Campus.” wapo.st/4BgibY8
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ok the moment you've all been waiting for because i did some whittling and drugs and forgot about it. ok, as you can see, this mystery box used to be a printer paper box and then it was halloween storage and now it's a mystery box. circle of life. ok let's shit this turd 🧵 1/
got a $2 mystery box at the thrift store. will present the findings later. what will it be? pirate treasure? gold krugerrands and 70s porno mags? the stuff the thrift store didn't have room in the garbage can for? we shall see
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as an apology, please enjoy this complimentary reuben 14/
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and, what the hell, another reuben for good luck. thanks for enjoying my piece of shit mystery box /end
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