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After the party ended, everyone slowly returned to their hostels. Later that night, my roommate suddenly asked if I had seen his phone. I told him no, so we started searching around the room. Then I remembered that I had also used my phone earlier that evening to call someone about something I needed. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find mine either. 😳
We searched under the beds, inside our bags, around the kitchen and even outside the room. Nothing. So we borrowed another phone and called both numbers, hoping we would hear them ringing somewhere. But both phones were switched off. That was when things started feeling strange. My roommate looked at me and asked, “Do you remember the last person that came into this room?” 😰
While we were in the kitchen, she suddenly brought up the issue of the missing money. She told me my roommate had explained everything to her and started advising me about taking things that didn’t belong to me. I was already tired and irritated, so I told her that the matter was between me and my roommate. I also told her that she wasn’t part of the issue and should respect our boundaries.
Unfortunately, my roommate walked into the kitchen at that exact moment. 😭 He didn’t even ask what had happened before getting angry with me for disrespecting his girlfriend. He defended her immediately and told me I should apologise. I refused because I felt she had no business discussing our private issue with me. The two of them eventually left the kitchen together, and I just continued what I was doing.
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Doctor Doom vs. Iron Man: brains, armor, and ego on both sides. Who wins if it's a fair fight?
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This made me remembered when I took my wife to start at anti-natal
This very stupid nurse was asking me if she is my wife or my junior sister
I keep ignoring her make I no go mention wife
She might inject my wife with some bad injections for her to accomplish her mission
On our way going back
The warye called me and ask for my phone number
I don't want to give but my wife insisted I should give her
I did....
Before 30mints of getting home
Aunty nurse don dey send me her kpekus picture and breast
I have to change my Woman hospital......
Be very sensitive when you are dealing with hospitals now adays
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A guy sent me this story about how his roommate almost married a... 😭💔
Back in school, my roommate brought a very beautiful girl to our hostel and introduced her as the woman he wanted to marry after graduation. Honestly, this girl was beautiful, calm and very friendly. Everyone liked her almost immediately because she knew how to make people feel comfortable around her. One afternoon, she came to our room and met me with my little baby. She smiled and asked if she could carry the baby for a while. I didn’t see anything wrong with it, so I handed my baby over to her. She carried the baby, played with her and eventually left after spending some time with us. I didn’t know that something had disappeared with her. 😭
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A few days later, I noticed that the little teddy bear my baby always played with was missing. 🧸 I searched everywhere in the room but couldn’t find it. I eventually assumed that I had misplaced it somewhere and forgot about it.
Then, a few weeks later, my roommate suddenly accused me of taking money from his bag. I was shocked because I hadn’t even entered his part of the room that day. I explained everything to him, but he was already angry and didn’t believe me. He reminded me that he had been helping me financially because things were difficult for me at the time. He told me that if I ever needed money, I should simply ask instead of taking what belonged to him. 😭
A guy sent me this story about how his roommate almost married a... 😭💔
Back in school, my roommate brought a very beautiful girl to our hostel and introduced her as the woman he wanted to marry after graduation. Honestly, this girl was beautiful, calm and very friendly. Everyone liked her almost immediately because she knew how to make people feel comfortable around her. One afternoon, she came to our room and met me with my little baby. She smiled and asked if she could carry the baby for a while. I didn’t see anything wrong with it, so I handed my baby over to her. She carried the baby, played with her and eventually left after spending some time with us. I didn’t know that something had disappeared with her. 😭
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The argument became so serious that he stopped talking to me properly for almost a week. I kept wondering why he would accuse me of something I didn’t do. I didn’t have any reason to steal from someone who was practically my closest person on campus. I eventually tried to forget about the whole issue because I didn’t want another fight. Then about a month later, our department organised a small get-together on campus. 🎉
My roommate invited his beautiful girlfriend, so she came around with him. While everyone was enjoying themselves, I was in the kitchen helping with the food. His girlfriend came into the kitchen and offered to help me. I was even happy because most people had disappeared whenever it was time to work. 😂
A few days later, I noticed that the little teddy bear my baby always played with was missing. 🧸 I searched everywhere in the room but couldn’t find it. I eventually assumed that I had misplaced it somewhere and forgot about it.
Then, a few weeks later, my roommate suddenly accused me of taking money from his bag. I was shocked because I hadn’t even entered his part of the room that day. I explained everything to him, but he was already angry and didn’t believe me. He reminded me that he had been helping me financially because things were difficult for me at the time. He told me that if I ever needed money, I should simply ask instead of taking what belonged to him. 😭
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Perfect Response from Thierry Henry 🫡
A lot of criticisms have been directed towards him for some remarks people think were uncalled for against Yamal and Kate Abdo
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