Big blackcurrant cheesecake fan. Quite good until it's turned on, then blackcurrants and cream cheese fly everywhere!
South East, England
Joined April 2009
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Matt☕☕ (that's Matt with 2 teas) retweeted
On the off-chance any of my old crew are still on here - I'm doing my first Ed Fringe show in 6 years! Last night (first of my run) sold out, so please prebook via @Gildedballoon to avoid disappointment! Xxx
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I'm in Sandwich - not going to do a food pun - on Thursday, which is publication day for My Family: The Memoir paperback...
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In this episode...
🌈 How many colours are really in a rainbow?
🕰 How often is a broken clock is right?
💼 The Any Other Business briefcase is open. Briefly.
🏴 And we have a NEW POST CREDITS easter egg.
Listen here NOW: podcasters.spotify.com/pod/s…
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There’s people in England who will look out the window at the all the wildly different types of weather we’ve had today, and still deny, unwavering in their belief, that Ming the Merciless isn’t attacking Earth. Time to wake up everyone.
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I know it's been a while, but I have a NEW FLIPCHART UP!!! 👀
Obvs algorithms hate links, so if you could do me a solid and RT this so even the smallest percentage of my followers see it, that would be swell!
youtu.be/LtD4pLw8g9g?si=zhY7…
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Wouldn’t it be great if, by the power of Twitter, we could help Michael complete his collection?
Please retweet!
@patmarsh #OTD in 1944, Kent author William Coles Finch died. I have all his books apart from one. Can anyone help me find a copy of "The Foords of Rochester: Reminiscences"?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willia…
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It's out.
This can be an easily digestible guide to photographing the aurora, or the self-help advice you never asked for. It can be nothing but a collection of pretty pictures or all of the above.
It's not long but it's loaded!
Please share ❤️
😬
koji.to/k/8Jke
Matt☕☕ (that's Matt with 2 teas) retweeted
I don’t think I’ve mentioned it yet but I’ve got a new kids book out in less than a month.
If you wanted to preorder it or buy the first book, you can do so here: linktr.ee/ofalafel
If you wanted to retweet this message I would love you like this monkey loves its tree.
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For no good reason I've overlaid Alan Partridge shouting Dan onto the roaring deer in Attenborough's Wild Isles. Pretty happy with it tbf. Enjoy.
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Sorry to disturb your scrolling.
If this reaches your timeline, everything will be okay.
Asking well being for you. 🕊🌺
& wish, you ask well being for others.
#motivation #silosmessage xitter.gq/i/spaces/1OdKrzMQXRPKX
Matt☕☕ (that's Matt with 2 teas) retweeted
Okay this has past half a million views (thank you all kindly). Could this be the one to get to a million? #BlobbyMillion
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Good morning! If you have time, would you mind subscribing to my YouTube channel? I promised myself I'd add more videos if I hit 50k - which it's so close to! (If you already subscribe, perhaps you could RT this?) Thanks and have an awesome day regardless! youtube.com/bechillcomedian
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Not looking forward to being irrelevant again if @Twitter ends on Monday.
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Might as well share this thread and encourage everyone to follow me on YouTube/insta/facebook/etc while I still can. 😘
