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Imagine going viral one day in Walmart and having to wear that outfit every day for the rest of your life
Not mother Hubbard quoting ‘We’re going on a Bear Hunt’ on the aftermath episode. 😂😂 she is both Mother and Mommy @LindsHubbs
Bev when the innies -I mean jurors- have questions about the verdict slip she refused to make clear. #karenread
Wait , Brennan… What? Why was Welcher ever hired, paid 300k, and put on the stand as an expert if his accident reconstruction tests weren’t intended to reconstruct the alleged accident? Hank you do remember Welcher is .. your expert? #KarenRead
“used boogers for hair product”. Not even new and fresh boogers!? Second hand, thrifted, gently used, like-new boogers. Now that’s a bad hair day @katebarstool 🤣😒 fuckin guy
I wonder if Trump is getting fed the same TikTok algorithm as me to go brunette for the fall #Debate2024
The fact that there aren’t like 10 ACL tears a day at #CampBarstool is wild. My 35 year old knees would just tear on arrival.
WAIT . Are @KevinRyanComedy and @HFoleyComedy actually Timon and Pumba? Please listen and tell me this is a Patreon episode of @AreYouGarbage
@KevinRyanComedy @HFoleyComedy I can’t believe I got nuthinnn from this. Timon IS Kippy
Why do I have an insatiable urge to cut the bread through the bag?? @BarstoolBigCat @StoolMintzy
“You’re like a Russian nesting doll of truth” - @KevinRyanComedy 😂 God I love the Patreon
My baby when Purple Monkey starts playing on her @FisherPrice play mat.
Me ALL day: I can’t wait to go to bed tonight
Me at 11:24pm: *watching four grown men looking for needles in haystacks defintelyyyy getting an incurable lung disease*
Is @AreYouGarbage just an elaborate scheme to get your security questions answered.
Name of street you grew up on
Name of your pets
What was your First car …. 👀👀
Everyone else: *strategizing to give themselves the best chance to win $100,000*
@FeitsBarstool :
Rico really won @PFTCommenter over when he graciously stole the team’s toothbrushes for the benefit of the team. Dave should have known the trust and loyalty started there. #survivingbarstool
When Rico tried explaining to his team that stealing their toothbrushes was a good thing for the team. @stoolpresidente @PFTCommenter #SurvivingBarstool
The producer when @kirkmin said he’ll walk wherever the hell he wants during the first #survivingbarstool challenge:





