Not a C’s fan #5M 🇯🇲🇭🇹

Joined November 2013
Chocolaté Uno retweeted
Trading Jaylen Brown because Tatum’s ego couldn’t handle being the 2nd best player just to be the 2nd best player to 40 year old PG is so good Can’t script comedy like that
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Chocolaté Uno retweeted
Glad to have you
Replying to @1cameronj
@1cameronj we on that JB agenda now.
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Chocolaté Uno retweeted
JAYLEN BROWN ALLOWED ONLY 7.7% HUH
Embiid defended 14 shots last night, and allowed only 28.6% Half the shots were at the rim where he also allowed just 28.6% (2/7)
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New Tatum pack in the air it’s gas or what?!
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Grown ass man with a kid subbing though is crazy like I said I hope your seed got another father figure or else he gonna be a hoe like you ganger
Grown ass men calling Tatum soft, while screaming “on my soul” thru they tweets is WILD 😂
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Chocolaté Uno retweeted
Replying to @herechigoes
You grift and change your opinions on the daily depending on what’s popular or will gain your tweets the most traction. They don’t need fucking Giannis lmao
People going “he’s never had a high level of rim pressure” are telling on themselves
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Chocolaté Uno retweeted
Stephen A Smith CALLS OUT Jayson Tatum for Jaylen Brown getting traded: “There is no way in hell that Jaylen brown is gone, let alone traded to the 76ers, if Jayson Tatum cares for that not to happen. If Tatum stands up ‘I don’t want to lose him. What do you mean you traded him? I want my man here!’ Jaylen Brown is still a Boston Celtic! The fact he is gone is they wanted to make clear it’s Tatums team, and Jayson Tatum clearly did not mind!”
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Ngl, this only works in weak locker rooms like Boston, VJ “the generator” edgecomb just wants to win
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Better than Pritchard on my soul😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not seeing enough tweets about this demon. We don’t win tonight without him
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Didn’t get finals mvp or a regular season MVP and he won the chip 2 years after the year of 2022 that we’re talking about, real ones and even me being an OG Tatum Stan knows 2019-2021 Tatum was his prime
“Yeah he averaged 30, won a ring, and had his best playoffs in years. But it didn’t look pretty enough for me”
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Sometimes the eye test surpasses stats and advanced analytics
He averaged the 30/8/5 immediately the next year mind you.
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Chocolaté Uno retweeted
Impact man
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It actually says nothing if your gold standard is jayson fucking your date Tatum😭😭😭 tf are these Boston fans feeling like, like they didn’t just give up a 25 point lead for the 100th time. You got bigger fish to fry rn gang😭
I’ve never held Brown responsible for any series lost until 2025-2026. Regardless of his play, I expected Tatum to close. That’s not a standard to hold JB to & that says a lot
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Nah I actually feel bad…… SIKE REST IN PISS
Nah bro i ain’t laughed this hard in a minute
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Chocolaté Uno retweeted
Quick Derrick, Pg and Tatum use your RAPM to get a half court bucket and stop
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Chocolaté Uno retweeted
This Maxey defensive leap
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Yk damn well this isn’t anything new, gonna look a certain way when your hurt(2025) and 2026 he had 0 help, 2024 he was on this timing, he just needs players next to him that aren’t as bad or negative as Derrick white and Pritchard
Kinda annoying how in control Jaylen is playing lol. Whatever.
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I don’t think Shane battier has ever dropped 20-8-6 on the heat shut yo goofy ass up😭😭😭😭😭😭
Replying to @SmittyTG
That’s was Shane Battier exact role in a Heat Jersey 😂
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Finally in a position where people can carry they weight, JB the ultimate Swiss army not JT, can be elite at ANYTHING his team needs ANY night, tn 30 frm Maxey and balance scoring from the team they need him to shut down the best guard in the league in the 4th and he did
Replying to @PERCSOTAA @SmittyTG
They didn’t even need him in the forth 😂 frm a MVP to 3&D is WILD
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Chocolaté Uno retweeted
Replying to @SmittyTG
When Jaylen gets that second FMVP and laps Tatums whole career 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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