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Tweets about Auburn, Braves, and MMA. advocate for real country music. Hick Lib.

Alabama, USA
Joined May 2009
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idk how to boycott ed sheeran more than i already am but i’ll have to find a way
Macklemore says Ed Sheeran and his team decided to remove him from tour due to his comments in support of Palestine, after Kraft Group rallied stadium owners and gave Ed an ultimatum: “[Ed] told me that the words ‘Free Palestine’ and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, ‘I don't take sides.’”
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SHE WAS PASSED AROUND LIKE A BOTTLE OF CROWN BUT SHE WAS ALWAYS SWEET TO ME 🎶
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Hey Yall!!! @brokenciggies and I are trying to buy some video equipment so we can start doing some in person pods and blogs from our adventures with @WesternGrungeTD If you want to help us out we have some koozies and stickers for sale!! Koozies are $5 Stickers are $3 And it’s $1 to cover shipping Please don’t feel obligated or anything, we are just trying to raise a lil money to help us out! I’ll link the Venmo down below!!
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College football feels dead inside because it veered off the Widespread Panic / Allman Brothers cultural spectrum. It went from being big-hearted and brash to being completely Morgan Wallen-ified. It needs less WWE and a little more Billy Strings in its soul to find itself again.
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To whom it may concern: If you’ve never delved into the genius of Tony Rice, this epic 30 song compilation was released this morning and it does a great job of including highlights from most all of his projects. Highly suggest.🔥
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NEW: The SEC has scheduled a special meeting to discuss LSU’s membership on September 10, according to the filing, @PeteNakos reports. on3.com/news/sec-schedules-s…
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“Yeah, we got killed tonight. You know, that also happened to this one guy, and he was back three days later. Proved ‘em all wrong. Things can turn fast.”
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Hahahaha
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“I’ll take a Miller lite and a shot of rumple and close it.”
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Show me a better sign than this.
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A lot of comic fans say they want “new interpretations” but only when those interpretations come as comics first. Absolute Batman and Superman would’ve been torn apart if they debuted in live action.
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I don't much care for all of this, but I do think there is something kind of relatable about realizing you can't *actually* become immortal and thinking, "OK, second-best option: tomahawk dunking"
I'm 49, training to dunk. A new PR today: 365 lbs for 2 reps. I’m aiming for a ~35” vertical. At 180 lbs, I'll need a take off velocity of 14.5 ft/s in 0.2 seconds, to generate 585 lbs of force, and 11 kW of peak power. This lift helps build the raw maximal force ceiling.
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That speech in Episode 6 was prime content.
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Last night Johnny Blue Skies played a pop up show at a Nashville club with a 200 cap and a gogo dancer on stage… to the surprise of absolutely no one, it fucking SMACKED.🔥🔥🔥 🎥Chung Sween
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There will never be a more iconic entrance. Tim Curry, you will never be forgotten. 💔
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“You wanna say something?” “No.” That “No” in Employee of the Month is one of The Sopranos’ most devastating moments. Melfi has every reason to unleash Tony on the man who hurt her, and still refuses to cross that line.
when did you realise you may be watching the greatest tv show of all time?
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It costs $200 to go outside, you’re surveilled the entire time and everyone you meet has this post-Covid social autism where talking to them feels like trying to communicate with a robotic alien and there’s a palpable layer of suspicion around everything
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Lennon Stella announces her sophomore album, ‘Sleeping Lion,’ arriving six years after her debut album. Out October 23.
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Only five?
oh yeah you like sports? name five times your team has made you want to kill yourself.
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