Professional excellence in humor and engagement 🐺

Pluto
Joined April 2026
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Her not bleeding for the first time doesn’t mean she’s ain’t a virgin
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I came across an account that I've never had anything with together and she has blocked me, I wanted to block back and X refreshed, body dey pepper me o 😭
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Super mom🤭🥹
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protect your peace at all costs. not everyone deserves access to you.
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No matter how far we've gone in our relationship, pls don't fart in front of me, I'll lose feelings 😭🙏🙏
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A nigga about to be a millionaire
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How it started How it's going
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0% steeze, 0% drip, 100% composure. i just wan chop dawg.
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Finally, a sport we can support purely out of passion
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B/W thread?🧵 let’s gooo🤍🖤
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Choosing the fastest queue, only to end up behind someone having a whole argument over a price or payment.
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Nigeria is a very beautiful country, just like China- remi tinubu Tinubu children no dey ask " daddy please this country is damaged and not going well , can you make changes " .
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I hate when I wake up from a good dream and have to return to my actual life
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The older you get the more you realize that access to you should be earned not given
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APC 4LIFE😂🙂
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babe go fine come dey lack basic needs like why can’t you get a good paying job girl.
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So na only french curls and taper fade be the only hairstyle wey dey this campus 😂
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i would rather be told the truth than be lied to, i don’t care how much it hurts, just don’t lie to me.
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I’m tired of this thing fr, you turn on the A/C you start feeling cold and immediately you turn it off, heat go wan kee you 💔
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rich man pikin: kleptomaniac poor man pikin: buy fuel, find tyre, e don tey wey we dey warn this boy
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