@SnarkCityB

I got nothin.

 NC via CT
Joined April 2009
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Trying to make my mom’s sauce. Cooked for 5 hours yesterday and will continue a low heat today. 🤞🏻🙏🏻
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Oh and fuck Curt Schilling
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If there is a heaven, I hope Jerry Remy gets to announce Wake’s arrival to the Pearly Mound.😔
Red
@SurvivingGrady1 Oct 2023
Crushed by the news of Tim Wakefield's passing. He was a critical (and versatile) cog in many a Red Sox team and, more importantly, a stand-up dude with a gregarious attitude who did whatever was asked of him, no matter how menial. Wake was one of the great ones. This one hurts.
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greg@mistergeezy23 Sep 2023
Snoop Dogg speaks for all of us. xitter.cf/move2strike/status/170…
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How can you leave the car when this song is on the radio??
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“Can’t I just poop in a box?” —- me trying to avoid a normal colonoscopy.
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Have ya seen the media when a white girl goes missing? Ty.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk17 Sep 2023
An innocent man was murdered in cold blood while riding his bicycle. The killers joked about it on social media Yet, where is the media outrage? Now you begin to understand the lie.
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Fabuloso FINALLY made their products ingestible! 😵‍💫
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Christian@Tarihc786 Jul 2023
The Barbie promotion goes hard. But the Maybelline promos go harder:
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Why must y’all make me send my money to CO or CA? I’d like to keep it local.
WBTV News@WBTV_News11 Jul 2023
House Speaker Tim Moore said Tuesday that many fellow Republicans in his chamber oppose the idea, so it likely won’t progress. wbtv.com/2023/07/11/north-ca…

North Carolina medical marijuana bill likely dead for this year, House speaker says

House Speaker Tim Moore said Tuesday that many fellow Republicans in his chamber oppose the idea, so it likely won’t progress.

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I made a TikTok! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZT8dQrkC5/
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I have a dilemma. I lost my taste but don’t have Covid. Anyway, what do you eat when you can’t taste?
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Why were you late for work? “So what had happened was this chicken poop….”
WSOCTV
@wsoctv7 Jul 2023
#BREAKING: The mud-like substance spilled across the roadway and into the creek below the ramp. wsoctv.com/news/local/tracto…

Tractor-trailer flips, spilling load of chicken poop onto ramp to I-85

The mud-like substance spilled across the roadway and into the creek below the ramp.

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I love love love this movie. It’s on YouTube right now but really, Rotten Tomatoes, 28%?!?
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When I say don’t fuck with my sleep I mean this 👇🏻
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Oh fuck. I think I did a “dad move”. I stood at the window lookin at the lawn I mowed earlier. Y’all!!!
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I fixed a lawn mower!!!!!! Ok I figured out how to put oil in it and cranked it like 25 times before it started but still….!!!!
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Just made this chicken pot pie now will someone wife me up already?!?
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The air is hazy and smells like plastic. Thanks, Canada.
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