Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐧'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐚𝐠 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀He cares about people's hair. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲.

Biggest birthday cake arrives right where she is! A bunch of mini Bo-bobos started marching in to cheer. "Happy birthday! Happy birthday!"

Perhaps she should spend her time to get to know him first.

His afro looks tempting to touch, but only rarely does anybody ever touch it.

I have succeeded in my mission, but I only learned it wasn't ever over. The real threat was worse than I ever thought it be.

I'm never gone, just greatly lazy!

Becomes a witch! "Muwehehehe! That's right, little girl! I cast a spell, forever to remember my full name!"

I AM BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO! But just call me Bo-bobo.

Still cutting the huge cake with the chainsaw. "Oh yeah! I can do this with no problem. Nothing is impossible for me!" Making a mess, though.

The moment Segata pulled out a different game cartridge, a look of shocked overcame him. "Haaaa! Oh no, not Street Fighter: The Movie! It's my least favorite fighting game..." This game is truly a test of skill and reflexes. What a great choice! "I will win!"

WHO ARE YOU?!

"Sure."

Have a Mary day!

Applauds for that acting.

Why you gotta be so rude about it? That's not how you promote yourself!

It's time, Segata, their legendary battle will go down in history. "I challenge you, Segata Sanshiro! To a match!" He pulls out his own controller.

"I'll take 100 of these!" You can never go wrong buying merchandise of you're self.

"Why am I getting followed on this website by random bots more often than just somebody saying hi? I keep blocking them, but it's like 8 more take their place! It's like they're cockroaches!"

I am in my lane, I don't think that you are, though. (He is on a road driving. What is she doing on the lane?)

Pulling out a chainsaw with an apron on and wearing a mask. "You bet I am!" He begins cutting the biggest cake with the chainsaw, making slices for both of them.