SoCal Bad Drivers

Dear @TaftCharter , either instruct the entitled parents of your students to NOT PARK IN THE NO PARKING ZONE and DON’T BLOCK THE ROAD, or YOU will end up responsible for any incidents that occur due to parental stupidity when they illegally park when picking up kids. #Taftholes

Do you pick up your kid from @TaftCharter ? You probably park in a NO PARKING zone or block the street. You are a fucking idiot and I hope your child disappoints you. If you park in an appropriate space, I applaud you, but there are only about 5 Taft parents like that.

I don’t give a flying fuck if you are waiting for your child after school…if you block the street or park illegally you are a fucking asshole and your child will likely learn all the best fucktard behavior from you. Thanks for that. #IdiotsWithKids

When dropping off/picking up your kids from school: if you double park, they will double park when they drive. If you block driveways because “I will only be a minute” then your shit kids will act the same way when they learn to drive. Don’t be a fucking asshole w/kids in the car

Use your fucking blinkers, pussy. Are you afraid the Cool Police are going to pull you over? Fuck you. #SoCalBadDrivers

I flashed my lights at a woman who refused to use her blinkers. She pulled up next to me, curious what I was doing, “I think your blinkers are broken, they don’t seem to work.” She was so mad…BUT WHY? Why would SHE be mad after hearing this? Seriously, why? #SoCalBadDrivers

The 👎🏼 is most definitely the gesture of choice these days. As if to say, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.”

Don’t drive like an idiot just to avoid feeling like an idiot. One of those affects you…the other affects you and EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON ON THE ROAD. Grow the fuck up and pay attention while you drive a 2 ton piece of metal and plastic at 80+mph.

Your GPS won’t stab you if you take a wrong turn…it recalculates. So STOP DRIVING LIKE A PSYCHOPATH TO MAKE THE EXIT YOU FORGOT WAS COMING UP. Just take the next exit and figure it out. Life has many routes, chill the fuck out and try a different one for once.

Nobody is going to kill you if you miss your turn or are in the wrong lane. Simply FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE ROAD and turn around/adjust your route when safe. At no time is it “okay” to go straight in a right turn only lane or randomly turn from a non turning lane. FIGURE IT OUT!

This morning a woman was tailgating then changed lanes last second in front of me, I’m goin 15 faster. One quick light flash then i passed her and put my hazards on for a sec to say “You’re a HAZARD”. SHE then spent the next 10 miles yelling at me out her window and driving crazy

Don’t flip someone off unless you are 100% sure you are in the right…or can definitely kick their ass if they wave you off the road. #SoCalBadDrivers

When you prevent some idiot from passing you, you inadvertently lock him in with the rest of us, and now we have to suffer their erratic driving instead of this jerkoff being a mile down the road already. #UseYourFuckingHead #SoCalBadDrivers

If some asshole wants to drive faster than you, or pass you on the freeway, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ATTEMPT TO PREVENT THEM FROM PASSING? Are you “winning” a race or getting a medal for “Most Passes Prevented”? Let those fuckheads just go. They aren’t worth your time.

A police car LIT UP the freeway this morning, got in the fast lane and NOBODY SLOWED DOWN OR PULLED OVER. What?!? I did, but dozens of other cars around just maintained speed and didn’t even change lanes. THAT is #SoCalBadDrivers in a nutshell. 🥜

The worst part about yelling at an idiot on the road is... when they tell their wife/husband/friends about the altercation, they will completely omit the part where they drove like a fucking asshole for 10 minutes on the phone while eating. #PayAttention or you are gonna die.

Did you know being on the phone nullifies your innocence if you are in an accident and “the other party was at fault”? Pretty sure you don’t, cuz you out here like a Chatty Kathy, jackin your jaw while driving. #FuckingIdiots #SoCalBadDrivers

“There’s a man honking at me! What does he want?!” Says the woman on the phone while driving.

If you HAVE TO be on your phone, then GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD! Cunt. #SoCalBadDrivers

Is there anything more comical than a cop pounding on a car window, over and over, attempting to break it, only to end up out of breath? They must teach police how to break windows at the same place they teach them to de-escalate situations and to not use deadly force.