I think this is sarcastic
Anyway post 2027 elections, these are my expectations based on the trajectory we are on under @officialABAT
—biometric census
—resources control bill
—1999 constitution review
—regional or geo-political zones bill
—implementation of state police
—full local govt autonomy
Na strong head fit do am. E go do am. 🙏🏽
Fire on Baba!!!
I will not be ok!
Replying to @Softboy_Alex
Hello @Softboy_Alex.
Thank you for contacting OPay! We apologize for any inconvenience experienced.
We’re still okay 💚 and we’re here to make things right. We’ve already responded to your complaint via DM. Kindly check your messages so we can assist you further.
Thank you for choosing OPay.
T.S.
.@OPay_NG lends at 18%, which is comparable to only loan sharks.
Banks (GT etc) loan at 3-4% per annum.
PS: If l don't get my money by the end of this week, l will take a loan in place of that. Try me!
Meanwhile, OPay wrote off $113 million in loans in six months recently. Loans to ordinary Nigerians without fucking collateral, the kind of loans conventional Nigerian lenders would never tolerate. And OPay’s lending rates are actually comparable to prevailing Nigerian rates.
Complete fucking bozos. No need for another epistle. A lot of Nigerians are so intellectually bankrupt that these Chinese people should just let them find out what life looks like without the opportunities they take for granted. They should let y'all die for real. Many of you people are simply not worth the salvation.
Only you modeling, only you dj, only you hairdressing, only you party promoter.
But the governorship work they’re paying you for, you no dey ever clock in.
After the rally in Kaduna, there hasn't been an activity regarding APC, so l understand reposting old videos, but be packing your bags as well.
Whenever something bad is happening to @OPay_NG, l will be there
Shares of Opay, a Nigeria-focused payments platform, didn’t begin trading in New York as expected after the company raised $304 million in a US IPO priced at the bottom of the range bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
Alex retweeted
He ask person question on camera he answered boldly.. Ogbeni Opeyemi say he go answer am off camera.. 😂 Ogbeni opeyemi.. Shame on you!
Lol. He's not proud of his candidate. LOL
Opeyemi: Who are you voting for in the 2027 election?
Davrel: Peter Obi!!!
Davrel: What about you? Who are you voting for?
Opeyemi: I'll tell you off camera.
You see, this is the problem I have with manipulative people like this. You asked the guy the question before camera and he answered you but when he returned the question, you're now telling him you'll answer off camera.
Alex retweeted
“i like sowore”
a closeted, shameless apc supporter with an uncanny ability to manufacture excuses for incompetence, preparing to do olympic-level mental gymnastics to conceal the agbado crumbs in their teeth while 133 million nigerians remain in multidimensional poverty.
Please, I'm curious, why did you attend the wedding?
Replying to @hillary_twts
Both of them got married last month.
I attended the wedding.
The rice bitter me for mouth.
After Obi swearing-in, you will go to jail.
INEC CHAIRMAN: ATTACKS ON NYSC MEMBERS, ELECTION OFFICIALS WILL ATTRACT FULL WEIGHT OF THE LAW
The Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Professor Joash O. Amupitan, SAN, has charged electoral officials across the South-South geopolitical zone to uphold impartiality, discipline and accountability as the Commission intensifies preparations for the #NigeriaDecides2027
Professor Amupitan gave the charge on Saturday, 31 October 2026, at the South-South Zonal Interactive Meeting with Staff and Readiness Assessment in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, where he warned that partisanship, negligence, absenteeism and financial impropriety would attract disciplinary action.
The Chairman said the assessment was part of the Commission’s field-based approach to evaluating operational preparedness, identifying gaps and strengthening service delivery ahead of the elections. He cited INEC’s conduct of governorship elections in Anambra, Ekiti and Osun States, FCT Area Council elections and 16 by-elections as experiences informing preparations for the nationwide exercise.
He disclosed that the South-South zone has 15,823,550 registered voters, including 3,736,434 in Rivers State, and stressed that no eligible voter should be disenfranchised through administrative negligence or logistical failure.
On electoral technology, Professor Amupitan said the Commission was preparing its Bimodal Voter Accreditation System (BVAS), including 57,000 newly procured devices, while auditing electronic result management systems to strengthen transparency in result transmission through the INEC Result Viewing (IReV) portal.
Addressing concerns over suspicious photographs on the preliminary voters’ register published online, he said the Commission was examining the records and would take corrective action based on verified findings. He urged the public to participate in the display, claims and objections process ahead of the publication of the final register scheduled for 15 December 2026.
The Chairman also highlighted the logistical challenges posed by the region’s creeks, coastal settlements and riverine communities. He disclosed that INEC had finalised a Memorandum of Understanding with the Maritime Transporters Union to support the timely and secure transportation of election personnel and materials.
On election security, he reaffirmed the Commission’s collaboration with security agencies under the Inter-Agency Consultative Committee on Election Security (ICCES), emphasising intelligence-led planning and the protection of voters, electoral materials and personnel. He warned that anyone who threatens or harms INEC officials, including National Youth Service Corps members deployed for election duties, would face the full weight of the law.
Professor Amupitan further emphasised strict compliance with electoral laws, regulations and guidelines, while highlighting staff welfare measures, including the Consolidated Election Management Body Salary Structure (CEMBSS), enhanced salary, hazard and field allowances, and a 150 per cent increase in monthly state office overhead allocations, effective 1 July 2026.
It was cancelled!!!
Congratulations @OPay_NG, stuff of legends.
Wish you all the best and may it go well.






























