VAG SoftwareGate (@SoftwaregateEV) profile picture

Owner of a VAG Electric Vehicle full of bugs and beta-quality software. Tired of canned responses. I would follow you back but I use a VAG Twitter client. 🤷

Joined January 2022
From the creators of #dieselgate and #softwaregate welcome #batterygate. 8 hours diagnostic fee at 90€/h to determine that this battery is in good shape. Lost 30km range and they say 30% DC charge history is too much. BEWARE #EV #Enyaq  #Elroq @skoda_es @skodaautonews
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just in case someone suggests it changes when enabled...
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People at @skodaautonews make it easy to own a #BEV and help fellow charger users. #UI #UX #Fail
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You cannot miss the opportunity to have your #Enyaq oil and spark plugs (or diesel filter) changed with this discounted yearly maintenance offer. @VWGroup @skodaautonews #BEV
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Replying to @cariad_tech
@cariad_tech is reaching the end of its long run of incompetence. I wonder if any of their masterminds will create some handover plan for current #MEB owners or they will just power down the servers. With their track record, I would expect anything. @VWGroup @skodaautonews
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I definitely see a traffic jam in that funnel shape. Perhaps it is a metaphor of the promised vs delivered features in @skodaautonews @VWGroup EV lineup.
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This is the reality behind @skodaautonews and @VWGroup EVs #Enyaq . After 3+ years with several replacements:
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SSDY, same shit, different year
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Replying to @skodaautonews
@skodaautonews Everytime an #Enyaq receives an OTA updating with new changed menu words, manual pages and useless app stores it feels like back in the 1x CDR days when you walked away from the computer so recording was not ruined. Cariad experience!
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May 2024. Skoda maintenance cost calculator. Is your #Enyaq Diesel or Gasoline?
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