Grandmommy is taking applications for an under desk stress reliever while she does her paperwork~ Just sign here, and ignore the fine print, m’kay darling?~ ♡

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Zaphira Nyx · Oct 19, 2026 · 3:47 AM UTC

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Zaphira Nyx@GoatGILFOct 19

AHEM. No words need to be said, you know what to do lovelies ♡

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Zaphira Nyx · Oct 19, 2026 · 9:31 AM UTC

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Zaphira Nyx@GoatGILFOct 19

Post your sona / muse in the comments below for momma to rate them! Please don't take low ratings personally, I'm VERY VERY picky.

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Zaphira Nyx · Oct 12, 2026 · 5:27 AM UTC

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Zaphira Nyx@GoatGILFOct 12

Hell~oooo darlings!~ I’m Zaphira, but can call me mom. Grandma works too, as does mommy ♡ Constantly doing paperwork, I’m absolutely in need of stress relief, or a cutie who doesn’t mind an under-the-desk job~

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—𝐕𝐘𝐏𝐄𝐑. · Apr 26, 2026 · 4:32 AM UTC

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—𝐕𝐘𝐏𝐄𝐑.@BIGBUGGYPEDEApr 26

“ 𝐘ᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ 𝐬ʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪ𝐬 ʙᴜ𝐬ɪɴᴇ𝐬𝐬. ”

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—𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞 ᴬᴺᴰ ᴮᴸᵁᴱ s-h 🖤 · Aug 1, 2026 · 4:33 AM UTC

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—𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞 ᴬᴺᴰ ᴮᴸᵁᴱ s-h 🖤@SmolAndEvilAug 1

Hey look. All the yordles you always dreamed of. All the yordles you want to fuck so badly~ Maybe you could- Oh. Well... Guess that settles it. And I didn't even need to tell you myself! 🤭 Every yordle is Veigar's #STACKPIG. Keep dreaming. Loooser~

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— 𝚅 ₑ ₓ — · Jul 17, 2026 · 1:45 PM UTC

— 𝚅 ₑ ₓ —@SolemnShadowsJul 17

Codex.xn--jm9e Woah! Balloon day!

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𝙒𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡? · Apr 16, 2026 · 11:04 PM UTC

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𝙒𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡?@RiverKxngApr 16

⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ♯𝐄𝐥 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚 ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ𝐧𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐚 𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐣𝐨. ᝰ.ᐟ 🍷 ⠀ ㅤ — 𝘓𝘦𝘸𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴 —𝘌𝘚𝘗/𝘌𝘕𝘎 — 𝘖𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘴𝘴 ⠀⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ

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—ＴＷＩＴＣＨ 変態ネズミ · Sep 20, 2025 · 1:01 AM UTC

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—ＴＷＩＴＣＨ　変態ネズミ@Zauntastic20 Sep 2025

—ＴＷＩＴＣＨ　変態ネズミ@Zauntastic7 Mar 2025

⠀⠀⠀⠀"𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶..." ⠀⠀⠀⠀"... 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙚𝙩!" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.⠀♡ ⇄ ↻⠀ .

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— 𝚅 ₑ ₓ — · Jul 9, 2026 · 2:26 AM UTC

— 𝚅 ₑ ₓ —@SolemnShadowsJul 9

The yordle let out a long, low moan as the superstar’s tongue slid across her slick, sweaty slit. “Hhholllyyy fuck… A-Ahri~” she gasped out, daring to place her hands on Ahri’s head. “I’ve… mmmfff~ Dreamed of thisss~”

Ahri@TailsoftheStarsJul 9

Ahri would take in a deep breath, seeing Vex on the couch with those leg spread wide. She would not hesitate to bring herself between those legs, moving her lips close to that of Vex's pussy. A slow lick being given to Vex now followed by another.

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— 𝚅 ₑ ₓ — · Jul 9, 2026 · 12:42 AM UTC

— 𝚅 ₑ ₓ —@SolemnShadowsJul 9

She shook her head no. Honestly, she expected to get a hug, and be begrudgingly put up with by the superstar…. She just doesn’t like wearing pants. Regardless, as she was pushed back, Vex spread her legs for her idol. “W-Whatever you’d like, miss~”

Ahri@TailsoftheStarsJul 8

Ahri seen this and raised an eyebrow before smirking. "Such a naughty little whore. You came expecting to be fucking railed didn't you~?" Ahri would say as she pushed Vex onto the couch, she would get down onto her knees so that way she was able to indulge a bit easier.

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— 𝚅 ₑ ₓ — · Jul 7, 2026 · 10:27 PM UTC

— 𝚅 ₑ ₓ —@SolemnShadowsJul 7

Vex nodded along once more, too stunned to speak. Instead, too socially awkward to know what to do, she simply lifted up her hoodie, showing off that she was indeed NOT wearing anything else, her bush and glistening slit exposed to the popstar.

Ahri@TailsoftheStarsJul 7

"Suppose we can do both. But if i take you home... you will be mine dear. My home will become your new home. Just means you get more of my cock i suppose~." Ahri stated out before bringing her hand down onto Vex's body. Her fingers dancing along the curves slowly.

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ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕍𝕖𝕖 ~ · Jul 7, 2026 · 4:34 AM UTC

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ℙ𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕍𝕖𝕖 ~@LetzgoveeJul 7

Losing to an unevolved pokemon? You're pathetic! You deserve to be degraded~

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— 𝚅 ₑ ₓ — · Jul 7, 2026 · 12:57 AM UTC

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Vex nodded and quickly walked up to stand infront of Ahri. “I-Is both an option, m-ma’am?” She asked, her eyes darting pretty much everywhere in the room BUT Ahri’s own gaze. That small, chubby body of hers shaking with excitement. “Please?”

Ahri@TailsoftheStarsJul 7

"Well hopefully, but since the gift only came in partially delivered it looks like I will need to do something. Get your ass fully in this room Vex, looks like this will be a lucky day for you." Ahri stated as she proceeded to move over to the couch. "Would you prefer to -

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— 𝚅 ₑ ₓ — · Jul 7, 2026 · 12:09 AM UTC

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The Yordle’s eyes widened, letting out a shaky little gasp. Oh boy, the poor NEET had a dream come true, and now her fantasies were coming to life too. “I-I better go get that then…. U-Uhm… Soon! I’ll get it soon!” At least she had the pass around her neck…

Ahri@TailsoftheStarsJul 7

"I did. The backstage pass, a few spicy pics and then something modeled directly from myself dear." Ahri said with a chuckle as she pointed down to her own crotch, letting Vex see the bulge that laid hidden between her legs.

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