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𝕀 ℙ𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕣 π”»π• π•˜π•€

@SorryIsaidF_off

Just a mom collecting pickled dicks in jars on a shelf. DM me and I'll probably steal your soul or tell you to fuck off. Unavailable.

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Joined August 2022
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I just took Ibuprofen with a swig of tequila because I couldn't find my water.
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𝕀 ℙ𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕣 π”»π• π•˜π•€ retweeted
ParajanitorπŸ‘» (@parajanitor77) profile picture
ParajanitorπŸ‘»@parajanitor773h
I’m too good for an average of 13 retweets
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Lets bring back prank calls.
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I fucking loved this movie.
Immortalis (β˜₯𝐃𝐁) (@ImmortalisDB) profile pictureImmortalis (β˜₯𝐃𝐁)
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In the world of death scenes, this one is King. Paul Reubens in Buffy the Vampie Slayer (1992) is so over the top its beautiful
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If I had a dick I would absolutely spend a whole day helicoptering it.
rπŸ•· (@redbullshawtyy) profile picturerπŸ•·@redbullshawtyyNov 7
do u guys ever randomly helicopter yo dicks?
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He says: scratch my belly!!!
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Who the fuck ruined the GIFs?? I can't find any of my favorites anymore.
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Who the fuck even is this? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Why am I so amused by this?
SlenderSherbet (@SlenderSherbet) profile pictureSlenderSherbet
@SlenderSherbet18h
A squirrel farting in the bath is the start to the weekend you didn't know you needed.
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He wants me to have his baby.
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Then stop procreating.
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β€˜Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: β€˜I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
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Grading these science tests is going to make me start drinking.
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Plotting things I can't put into writing.....
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I mean..... good morning 🀣
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Same
Spliffy Longstocking πŸ”₯πŸŒ³πŸ’¨ (@Bamababy816) profile pictureSpliffy Longstocking πŸ”₯πŸŒ³πŸ’¨@Bamababy81613h
😏
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Why the fuck are we still making these movies??
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Robert Pattinson and Nicholas Hoult join James Bond casting rumors, audition to play the new 007 trib.al/UEC7w3g
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Out of context tweets.
No i don’t give out gift cards (@KyleJones657257) profile pictureNo i don’t give out gift cards@KyleJones65725714h
Replying to @WikkedBlissys @MayoMonkey @PatrickLucien49 @jodylee5 @janefkndoe @shalomninja @Arr0gant8astard @NotChewsdayIsIt @___SPAZ___ @callmek1123 @CannonLastStand @NE_CoastalQueen @GFTselenia @loulou8729 @SweetStalker13
Oh it’s an anal blood bath !
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I am not pretty get out of my DMs.
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Ι΄Ιͺα΄„α΄ΚŸα΄‡ 🚫🍍🍠 (@SnarkyPotatoes) profile pictureΙ΄Ιͺα΄„α΄ΚŸα΄‡ 🚫🍍🍠
@SnarkyPotatoes14h
I am not pretty get out of my DMs
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Looking for a bear to hug.
CCG (@CCGinLa) profile pictureCCG
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Good morning and happy Saturday
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