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Brian Essbe

@SortaBad

Former funny guy trying to build cool things

Joined February 2011
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The NVIDIA / Jensen Huang spy stuff is a good reminder that if a super hot young person is hitting on you, there's only two options: (a) they are a spy, and you're the mark or (b) you're Bill Belichick
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Zaiem Beg@zbegNov 8
Replying to @SortaBad
Here's a gif of the last part
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Replying to @zbeg
yes!!
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Replying to @NoNameJoe2
yes! but also a gif of like just the last part
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jabberwocky12@trobo11Nov 6
What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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Replying to @laynebruce
thx but also no :)
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someone find me the clip to share pls bc I can't believe this isn't a common meme
Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) profile pictureBrian Essbe@SortaBadNov 7
there's an episode of 30 Rock where Liz has a three-way with James Franco and his Japanese body pillow girlfriend and when they all have to introduce themselves they have Franco make the pillow bow a bit and it's the most underrated joke in TV history
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there's an episode of 30 Rock where Liz has a three-way with James Franco and his Japanese body pillow girlfriend and when they all have to introduce themselves they have Franco make the pillow bow a bit and it's the most underrated joke in TV history
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sorry losers, every data center is a trans female collegiate athlete now
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after tonight's election results no nut november is cancelled. everyone nuts now
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it's so sad that joe biden doesn't understand any of this
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Replying to @_radsy
omg congrats!!
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low quality pic I almost crashed taking, but I'm pretty sure I found an "Ate his ass" license plate
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Replying to @LunchJournals
HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR
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Replying to @hootietheeowl
the couch pass-out is an A+ banger move
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Replying to @fiorela4193
love this, good luck!
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Replying to @chrisdfo
you are proving that i perjured myself
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there's a scene in the Avengers where Hawkeye runs out of arrows. buddy...that's your whole thing. you cannot let that happen. you're just like some guy the Hulk has to worry about now
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i love this more than i should
Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) profile pictureLindsay Lohan
@lindsaylohanOct 3
It’s October 3rd 💝
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[trying to look cool in front of my 14 year old nephew] you know I can get to second base almost any time I want
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