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Good morning and Happy Thursday. Have a fantastic day everyone ☕️🇺🇸
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Good Morning Sweet Friends! Hope Thursday treats you good. 😍
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John Anderson has passed away at the age of 71.
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I keep seeing "Beth Dutton for Press Secretary" all over my feed. I'm flattered. Truly. But I don't do briefings. I do reckonings. And the first reporter who asks a stupid question is getting a one-way ticket to the train station. 🚬🥃🇺🇸
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I know Ilhan Omar doesn't think Americans season their food, but we do. And when it’s Deportation Thyme, we season generously.
Ilhan Omar just posted this video asking for money on TikTok. You can tell she's been spending the entire week crying.
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He's a retard, but he's OUR retard! 🤣🤣🤣 👶👪 @tappyai007 @tetro_silva
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This is insanely scary. Imagine if JFM didn’t step up and talk him down. If bro walked into the facility and shot JC, who’s to say he doesn’t shoot anyone else? This dude needs some serious therapy if he ever even had a thought to go grab a gun. Thank God JC and everyone involved is okay. I hope Jordan gets the mental help he needs.
Ex-#Titans DT Jordan Elliott went to his car to retrieve his gun after a practice altercation with OT JC Latham last Thursday (Oct. 15). After being told to leave the field, Elliott took off his pads and stormed out of the facility, then went to the players' lot. Security cameras captured the sequence. Veteran DL John Franklin-Myers talked him down, and no one was hurt. The Titans released Elliott on Tuesday after reviewing the incident. He signed a 2-year, $8M deal this offseason. News of the incident was first reported by @eastonfreeze and additional details provided by @AaronWilson_NFL.
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Love the humps! 🙏🏻🇺🇸❤️💥😎
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Happy Wednesday 🎃☕
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Good Wednesday! ☕️❤️ Is life testing your patience this week or are you on coast mode? 😎
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Leave the world behind…….
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How do you like my Humps? 🤣 Happy Humpday friends! Almost to the weekend again! ❤️
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Yea nvm
The Titans should probably share what happened or I’m going to let my imagination get the best of me and post a ridiculous AI video of Jordan Elliott
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Saw these at Walgreens… Should I get them? 😂😂 More stuff I don’t need. 🤣
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Photo Booth Prompt: I chose my partner in crime @DreamAIPro Angel ABBA Cadabba Using my uploaded portrait as the identity reference, create a photo-booth collage: three black and white vertical strips side by side misaligned, four photos in each strip, each strip slightly tilted to overlap in a 9:16 composition. Preserve the subjects’ facial identity, outfits, and hairstyles. Poses and expressions are varied, fun, and silly. Some photos have people partially cropped, completely cropped, switching places, closer to camera. Use harsh direct flash, extreme contrast, crushed blacks, blown whites, few midtones, and lost detail. Add coarse film grain, overexposure, thick black borders, and very light wear. Analog booth print.
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“Laaaawd have MERCY! My stomach’s preachin’ and the congregation’s hollerin’ AMEN! Bring them chitlins, collard greens, and rib tips, and don’t come tiptoein’ in here with no little saucer! Pour that grape soda till the ice begs for mercy. Honey, loosen my suspenders and alert the deacon! I’m fixin’ to put this supper outta business!”
Abdul El-Sayed does a black voter outreach video and decides to order fried chicken:
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Eyes Your eyes… so impossibly beautiful, they became a place my soul wandered into without ever asking for a way back. Somewhere between their quiet depths and the light they carry, I became a man in love.. not just with your beauty, but with the peace I find when I am reflected in them. If I could, I would make my home there, resting gently behind every glance, living in the silence between your lashes and your thoughts. My heart speaks of you endlessly, each beat calling your name like a prayer it was always meant to know. And my lips, even when they say nothing, are filled with conversations they long to have only with you. Your words remain with me long after they are spoken.. soft as petals, hovering like the fragrance of flowers carried on an evening breeze. I want to keep you close, hidden safely in the tenderest part of me, where even shadows would need permission to touch you. I would build a quiet world for us.. a place where time softens, where your laughter fills every room, and I could spend my days simply existing beside you. And your hair.. those dark, endless waves… they make me dream of surrender, of resting beneath their shelter, of living forever in the comfort of your nearness. There are many beautiful things in this world, but none have ever undone me the way you do.. with a single look, a single word, a single moment of being yours……..
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