Space Command HQ

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“No sing on Tongrin! Tongrin no afraid!” Lannrat’s threat of musical mockery shocked Tongrin into acquiescence. amzn.to/NhTmgL #scifi #sff #parody

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“Not up on your Glabber-Smull? They contributed so much to galactic culture: like small hockey & the block flute.” amzn.to/NhTmgL #scifi #parody

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"The crypto-sacred structure rose above the scrubby plain in multiple, staggered layers like a giant construction made from bloated, misshapen casino dice spread across a sandy, faded gambling table." amzn.to/2whgsox #scifi #parody

Diego effortlessly adopted the tone of a Space Academy instructor, a smooth, authoritative manner that gave most people an irresistible urge to take notes. “I can assure you that The Planet of the Rapacious Dogg exists…" amzn.to/2whgsox #scifi #parody #kindleunlimited

Phearon nodded the nod of a man who’d been through all too many such briefings. “I’ve been there and killed that.” amzn.to/2whgsox #scifi #parody

Lannrat had personally seen more planetary systems than Burl had drunk beers, and that was a heck of a lot of systems. amzn.to/NhTmgL #scifi #parody #KindleUnlimited

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Phearon had thrown off caution like a fat drunkard discarding a scratchy, moth-eaten quilt on a humid summer day. amzn.to/NhTmgL #parody #scifi

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Mento ran a quick check of the Space Command rules for team-member abandonment. “If a ship Commander voluntarily maroons an officer on a hostile planet, the consequences may be two years solitary pod detention and a public shaming.” amzn.to/2whgsox #parody #scifi

“Remember what our revered, founding Prime Commander Blouder said. ‘The past is like meat from yesterday, soggy and maggot-ridden’. amzn.to/NhTmgL #parody #Kindle

“I’m telling you that deadly junk hunk was coming up on us like a famished loon grizzly pouncing on a beached salmon.” amzn.to/NhTmgL #kindle #scifi #parody

First lines for a sci-fi novel: “There is more caffeine on my single planet than exists in the entirety of your galaxy,” boasted Coffee Bot 8000, with a threatening puff of steam.

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