Hey guys, I forgot to mention this here, but I have a new twitter for the new channel. I still check this one, but not as often, so if you want to meme at me: xitter.gq/AbsoluteUnit30
I'm alive. Not dead, not in prison. Just had to take a little vacation and figure my shit out. I'll explain everything soon. Don't get too excited.
If I ever start to go bald, I will shave my head and grow a giant beard. Bald guys with long beards don't really seem bald. It tricks your brain. You just go like "oh, he's got hair, it's just down there instead of up there."
I'm sure men greater than I have pondered this question, but I've never seen a satisfactory answer: why is it that when Ozzy talks it's 99% unintelligible gibberish, but then he sings in perfectly clear english?
Yo guys, my friend @Dashie_Li needs one more follower to summon the dark lord. Someone help her out. Only one person though. Don't fuck this up.
Oh god I didn't know Tangled was back.
I wanted more, but not like this.
This needs to stop.
Cass is a good girl. SHE'S A GOOD GIRL!
This. I wrote them a fucking essay. Read up enough so you can comment intelligently (or at least try to, you guys know I’m a moron), and like dude said, don’t be a dick and bitch them out. Explain your concerns as non-spastically as your chromosomes permit.
Replying to @Spaghettimancer
I would encourage everyone to leave a comment here.
Don't write an angry rant, be civil about it.
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Guys, I'm not bringing this up to have a debate or to read your long-ass reddit post about how nothing's probably going to happen. I'm telling you that as it's currently written, this law makes it /possible/ that people could get into legal trouble for youtube videos.
So I've spent the last couple days really digging into this COPPA thing and how it's going to affect youtube. To put it mildly, this shit is wack.
So I'm sitting here writing some shit, and I panicked for a second because I thought my arms were getting shorter. Then I realized my chair was just slowly sliding away from my desk while I was typing.
youtu.be/hBwvuSQ6l6o
I am so gay for Andrew W.K.
No matter how shitty I'm feeling, this guy can make me happy again with a 3 minute song.











