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I stopped growing up after I played the hidden snail game on my Sega Master System. This is my story.

MO, USA
Joined April 2012
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Anyone else find it fitting that a Jewish Socialist is experiencing a resurrection of sorts on Easter weekend?
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FLORIDA OHIO ILLINOIS NC & MO: BERNIE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY. TODAY IS YOUR CHANCE. VOTE!!
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See, it's the "I don't give a fuck" moments like this that show humanity & make me LIKE these micromanaged beasts. xitter.gq/hunterschwarz/status/7…
The most human moment of this campaign I've seen is Rubio this a.m. on whether he'd support Trump as the nominee
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Trump. If we can’t trust his Pikachu evolution plans, how can we trust him with our country?
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If we want a Democrat in the White House, Bernie is our best chance to beat the GOP. #SuperMonday #SuperTuesday
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Contribute before tonight's deadline to send a message to the billionaire class: You can't have it all. berniesanders.com/FECDeadlin… #SuperMonday
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Donald Trump is a Metal Gear villain. vine.co/v/i62BZ7FJWlp
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"You get Bowie back but it means Scalia comes back with him," said The Devil. I stared into his ice flame eyes. A crow screamed.
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Replying to @tedcruz
@tedcruz may have won the #IowaCaucus tonight, but how long are we going to ignore this?? – at Phoenix, AZ
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Hey @CenturyLink it would be awesome if you guys had working phone numbers on your site for people wanting your internet service.
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Jesus H. Christ, The Witness is destroying my brain.
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Replying to @Northernlion
@NorthernlionLP Check out this fishman
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"Anyone who shrugs and claims that change is just too hard, has crawled into bed with the billionaires." @SenWarren
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Madam Eva's doors are open and I'm ready to read the cards. Retweet (NOT quote) this tweet for today's #dndfortune!
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One of the worst first world problems I've encountered in a while - asked for fire sauce, got home and mild was in the bag.
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This is the song on the kid's cell phone! #lifeisstreams
This is the night that Jeb's eyes finally seal shut. #GOPDebate
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David Bowie was the God I always wanted to be.
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And now a very important announcement from Donald J. Trump by @VicBergerIV amp.twimg.com/v/29ff8deb-dbc…
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This wasn’t the worst pricing reveal. Never forget Nokia had a girl remove her shirt to show the price of the N-Gage
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