There are some of us who would like to be on the same elevator is he is for about 15 seconds. We would so change the world for the better.
Newsom Touts California As The Only State Where You Can See A Homeless Man Defecating On A Beach And On A Mountain In The Same Day babylonbee.com/news/newsom-t…
That's hilarious because this guy has struck me as such a queen. It's like when your testosterone tank is near empty he's the symbol that appears on the dashboard!
James Talarico Is The Babylon Bee’s Straight Man Of The Year babylonbee.com/news/james-ta…
Somali-born superintendent says Maine schools should change policy on dogs because they are impure notthebee.com/article/somali… via @Not_the_Bee
🤖 Made with AI
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Payouts will be made in the form of limited edition photographs of Zuckerberg eating free government cheese that the company values at $25 billion.
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Christian music is so different than BDSM diddy's. Oh, now we're out of the Skillet into the fire...
Nation's Christians Shocked That Popular CCM Artist Doesn't Have Robust Theology babylonbee.com/news/nations-…
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Islamists with swords or Frenchmen with guillotines. Your choice. Vote on it.
French Frantically Search Rioting Mob For Someone To Surrender To babylonbee.com/news/french-f…
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Why is it that these people all look like they're under a deep state of hypnosis? Maybe it's the continuous lifelong brainwashing. That's bound to leave a mark especially on your right hand or forehead.
Mamdani Struggling To Find That Perfect Work-Terrorism Balance babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-…
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His wife looks so well preserved.
Lot Wins Halloween Couples Costume Contest Dressed As Pepper Shaker babylonbee.com/news/lot-wins…
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Oops! Never mind ... it was born in Minnesota....
Tragic: Post Office Fails To Deliver Abortion Pill On Time And Now There's This Adorable Baby babylonbee.com/news/tragic-p…
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Massive bug in a recent upgrade of the Android operating system removes the on-screen keyboard upon trying to correct a misspelled word - instead offering an on-screen selection of words that 30% of the time do not contain the correction that you were looking for. Brilliant.
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You can tell when a government is completely corrupt when it ignores common sense; - & instead using case-law to try to justify abuses of fundamental rights. Remember this: The STATE will never tell you when it's "OK" to start the revolution; - Only 'why' it's 'illegal" to do so!
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Has AI been taken over by the 'Church Lady's legal team? I asked Gemini a technical question. The answer should make you wonder what century you're living in!
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GROK is now so paranoid that it cannot illustrate BIBLE stories!
Consider the following prompt, & contemplate the visual masterpiece that could have been created from that prompt. And what did GROK display, instead?
I suspect that this would even annoy the "Church Lady"!
Never happily ever after. The common story:
"All considered, I was off to a really great start. And then that letter from a government agency arrived one day..."
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This just in: People who treat current generation of large language model AIs with politeness are much less likely to be murdered by General AI when it comes into existence and begins to reminisce...
Have you ever considered that a lawyer's overly-cautious, short-sighted advice meant to "possibly save" you a $50 fine - may actually cost you the business opportunity of a lifetime, if followed! "Life more resembles a game of chess than it does mine sweeper!" - CURTISSCOTT
Remember, if you received a purple heart but the war was unjust, then it's merely a symbol that you almost got what you deserved. The troops become instrumentalities of evil when the government is corrupt. The excuse of "merely following orders" was struck down at Nuremberg.
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With the 25th anniversary of 911 coming, it wouls be a good idea to point out thousands of experts who have PROVEN the official government story is a LIE! ae911truth.org/







