Wally West

Ha... hahaaaa... WHELP, that was awkward.

@HRBertinelli [Txt:]

I can’t tell which Earth dimension I’m living in these days.

Never again. #Frozen

Ever ran so fast, your pants fell down? ...Yeah. Just happened.

Dad jokes are the best part about parenting.

... And that there's a new Powerpuff Girls series. Thanks @IreyWest for the update. Sweetie, you know I live upstairs, right?

Seriously? I come back to Twitter only to find out I'm losing a popularity poll to HAL JORDAN??

Thank god she clarified, otherwise Wally was gonna hafta choke a bat.

Sugar is a serious 'no-no' in this house.

This is what I get for choosing to fight evil over grocery shopping. #DadProblems

@Linda_ParkWest I might regret asking, but wheeeeeere did Irey go?

I'm not like Barry. How is that confusing?

Is it true that @RoyHarperJr and @The_Cowl are now living together? ... Someone explain the context of this to me.

Valentine's coming up, I better make with the love puns QUICK!

@Linda_ParkWest [groans miserably, haphazardly splayed across the bed] Liiiiinda... Liiiinda? Can you call the Justice League?

I think I just thought up @The_Cowl's ultimate turn on... @StarfireKory in a Batgirl suit.

@Zachary_Zatara Ah ah ah! I saw that!

I love my family. Just putting that out there.

I'm not wearing underwear today. Just an indirect notification to the members of my household.