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Caprese Boi retweeted
AI gets confused about whether it's the interviewer or the candidate.
Most recruiters and hiring managers these days have low IQs, so they rely on AI programmed by another company to do their job.
Caprese Boi retweeted
Completely real exchange I had on the escalator at Cineplex:
Stranger: You here for the advance screening of Ebenezer?
Me: No - You Can See Everything
Him: (after an awkward pause) Yeah haha it’s a big theater. So you’re here to see something else huh?
Reminds me of a certain classic comedy sketch…
Caprese Boi retweeted
You realize this is a dream job for a sizable chunk of the population. Immured inside a big concrete cylinder & drip fed worm percocet so you can play Space Shipping Tycoon for 5,000 years in a row. There’s guys out there doing that for free right now
Can any dune book reader explain why anyone would choose to become a navigator in Dune?
In the world of Dune, navigators are barely human anymore. They spend years immersed in highly concentrated spice gas, causing their bodies to mutate severely until they resemble strange fish-like creatures. So, why would anyone accept such a terrible price?
Caprese Boi retweeted
JUST IN: Reports emerge that Jensen Huang and his wife have never signed a prenup meaning she would get half of $NVDA stake in potential divorce
Caprese Boi retweeted
I am fucking CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG. This interview is going to make his most loyal followers rip their butthole hairs out LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAAOOAAOOAAO
Caprese Boi retweeted
Not to get too political, but do any red states have BBQ that competes with blue states?
Caprese Boi retweeted
Chuck Schumer refused to endorse Zohran Mamdani for mayor. He also never said anything about Rep Ilhan Omar’s house being raided. Schumer has no place in Democratic Party leadership.
Caprese Boi retweeted
Please don't plant these around Data Centers 😆
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Planting Japanese knotweed or running bamboo near data centres can also harm local ecosystems. Both can spread and displace native plants.
agriculture.vic.gov.au/biosecurity/we…
weeds.dpi.nsw.gov.au/Weed?id=114
Caprese Boi retweeted
I lack the vocabulary to adequately express just how much this disgusts me
Spotify just announced a feature that could either save the music industry or destroy it.
Starting as early as Q1 2027, Spotify Premium subscribers will be able to use AI to transform any participating artist’s song into a completely different version. Turn a folk ballad into a dance track. Make a hip-hop song sound acoustic. Generate a cover where one artist’s voice performs another artist’s song. Remix a pop hit into lo-fi study music. Create the version of your favorite song that only existed in your head until now.
The remixes will be uploaded directly to Spotify. They’ll appear in playlists. They’ll count toward the original song’s chart position. And most importantly the original artist will earn royalties every time someone listens to a fan-created remix of their work.
Spotify has already signed a landmark licensing deal with Universal Music Group the world’s largest record label. Negotiations with Sony Music and Warner Music are ongoing. The feature will cost an additional $4–$5/month on top of Spotify Premium. And analysts project 7–8% of American subscribers will adopt it by 2028.
This is not Suno or Udio generating music from text prompts. This is fans remixing real songs by real artists with the artists’ permission, on the world’s largest streaming platform, with royalties flowing back to the creators.
A music industry analyst who’s covered streaming economics for 15 years told her team something after reading the licensing agreement that reframed how she understood the future of recorded music.
“Spotify just turned 640 million listeners into 640 million potential remixers. The question isn’t whether people will use it they will. The question is whether paying artists for fan remixes solves the economics of streaming or creates a world where the original recording is worth less than the infinite remixes generated from it.”
Here’s what Spotify’s AI remix feature actually is, who wins, who loses, and why this might be the most consequential decision in the music industry since the launch of streaming itself 🧵
Caprese Boi retweeted
Blue Wave smacked Republicans so hard DeSantis dropped the act and started talking like a guy who went to Yale and got a JD from Harvard again.
Ron DeSantis explains why the GOP "screaming socialism" doesn't work anymore:
"Young people have a very positive view of socialism compared to capitalism. The question is, why is that? Some of it is the education in our universities. But I think a big part of that is, what they're comparing is not free enterprise versus socialism. What they're comparing is how government gets involved in business, and you have crony capitalism. The best kind of indirect supporters of socialism are some of these corporatist republicans who propagate these crony policies. The average person is seeing that and saying, 'Wait a minute, you're trying to bend the government to funnel benefits to this corporation or that industry. What about having a competitive market? ... Young people really aren't seeing that. They're seeing just a handful of companies that have an outsized influence on our economy and on our society"
Caprese Boi retweeted
This isn’t even a DSA thing. Rank and file wine moms want Jeffries and Schumer gone.
NY AG Letitia James warns DSA: you target Hakeem Jeffries, you 'mess with me' trib.al/Apy37Za








































