Travel The World In Psychoactive Style With Spice World Travel. 🚫 We Do Not Condone Or Encourage The Taking Of Legal Or Illegal Highs..Don't Do Drugs, PARODY
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After blazing through 40g of Dancing Monkey on a weekend trip to Peterborough I was undoubtedly joyous of the option to upgrade to a cardboard box after being comatose, face down and being pecked relentlessly by pigeons directly in the arse for 2 days solid. 😀😀😳
#SpiceWorldTravel I don’t know how you do it for the money, but I’ve just been diagnosed with permanent double incontinence and erectile dysfunction after a two week 30gm Crystal K2 bender in Hull.
Never even touched my complimentary Châteauneuf-du-Pape.
Would recommend 5 ⭐️
I feel I must congratulate #SpiceWorldTravel on my recent great railway journeys tour of the USA.
Thanks to 50g of XXX Pink Panther I passed out on the line just outside Third Avenue Station and was promptly cleft in twain by the 15.30 to Brooklyn.
👍👍😀
Quality city break from #SpiceWorldTravel
My friends and I were delighted to find (after we’d woken up from a 20g Voodoo Gold self induced 3day spice coma) that we’d all caught coronavirus from kissing the infected pigeons that hang around by the bins
Booked again for next year
Thanks to #SpiceWorldTravel and their weekend fly tipping site tour, plus a complimentary 35g of K2 XXX (limited edition).
I was set alight by local youths and sustained 3rd degree burns to 90% of my body and have to be fed through a tube from the confines of a plastic bubble.👍
If it wasn't for #SpiceWorldTravel and 4 bags of Funky Buddha Gold. Myself, shoppers and staff at the Trinity square Tesco Metro Gateshead would never have of known I could fit £6.20's worth of 10p's inside my foreskin.
Congratulations #SpiceWorldTravel
Our historic church tour with complimentary 30g of comatose candy was awesome. Just seeing the colours of the stained glass windows reflect in my wife's stream of urine as she pissed into the font from the upper balcony was worth the price alone
Fantastic weekend break.
My friend and I dove straight into the 25g of Kanabliss Extreme provided.
Within half an hour I'd removed my own gallbladder with a Starbucks coffee stirrer, and my friend had made sweet love to an oven ready quail in Waitrose. Thank you Spice World.
I'd experimented with drugs as a young girl at school but eventually I grew up and moved on. Now thanks to a recent Spice World Tour of Swindon my fanny looks like a dockyard cat after selling myself on street corners chasing my next high.
Would recommend to a friend. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Spice World Travel, I am perusing an insurance claim against you. It clearly states in your small print that I would be shitting fizzy brown gravy by the end of my stay.
Unfortunately I could barely manage to squeeze out a wet fart.
Rest assured my legal team will be in touch.
Booked the Monkey Dust Stockport super saver special.
When I eventually emerged from my torpid state I had a front tooth missing, a signed picture of Gemma Collins lodged in my rectum and a skid mark reaching from gusset to waistband
How do you do it for the money Spice World?
Dear Spice World Travel, my trip to Doncaster was amazing. After a brief 'unprotected' encounter with a meth addicted prostitute in a Pound Land doorway, I slipped into a 3 day stupor and awoke having contracted herpes, genital warts and full blown A.I.D.S.
3/3 ain't bad 😊😘💉
15 minutes after necking the 'Pink Panther Chemical Pellets' provided on my Spice World Countryside tour, I found myself naked, slithering around in the mud in a brussel sprout farmers field.
I then painted my willy orange and hid in a pile of carrots at a local market.
Awesome!
I neither shat myself in Primark or passed out into a large dog dirt on a recent Spice World trip.
I did however successfully sharpen every pencil in WHSmiths using only my rectum, piss blood in the pick and mix, and contract hepatitis B.
So the holiday wasn't a complete loss.
You've done it again Spice World Travel.
I purchased the home delivered, triple strength 'Insanity Botanical Potpourri' on my recent staycation and ended up
climbing into the water tank in the loft, through the copper pipes and out through an open tap in the kitchen.
Awesome 5⭐
My friend and I recently booked your
'Fire Escapes Of Manchester' tour.
After skulling 30g of Comatose Candy we both entered a local Lidl.
While my friend distracted security, I shat in a chest freezer then wiped my arse on several freshly baked warm croissants.
Pure luxury
Booked the 2 week underbench special.
3 days in, after smoking 15g of top class Dancing Monkey I developed schizophrenia and was joined by 5 other totally individual personalities. Needless to say we all, in turn were delighted to shit our pants in Primark.
Thank you Spice World
Shortly after taking your complementary 10g of crystal skull, I passed out directly into a large dog dirt.
I lay comatose for a further 72 hours and subsequently urinated and shat myself.
The smell was enough to make a maggot puke.
Your getaways are what dreams are made of ❤
