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All Hail Frobisher! All Hail The Big Talking Bird!

On the Ocean. Hunting Rabbits
Joined May 2009
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If anyone is going to the Argo game on Saturday, I’m wondering if you could snag me a ring. My sister is highly immune compromised and I can’t attend the game. @TorontoArgos Shows how desperate I am that I am actually posting on here.
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Even if you're not thinking of jumping ship, you might want to go to the other site to make sure to register your name/alias.
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In case you have questions on who to root for this World Series
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Absolute disgrace that Bruce Wayne didn't make this event. That man has no respect for real heroes.
Batman’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has been unveiled.
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A simple hill outside Moncton, New Brunswick has become a major tourist attraction. The hill seems normal enough but when you put your car into neutral...you seem to roll up hill... So let's learn more about Magnetic Hill! 🧵1/8
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Somewhere between the lamp from the Arabian Nights and the Lilliputian laser of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, the Bottle Man hoax of 1749 was as empty as the vessel at its center: buff.ly/3kNXOMO
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Presented without comment.
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The 623 longlist entries for Helsinki's new Museum of Architecture & Design are all now revealed. They're all anonymoused, so good luck spotting the inevitable Hadid, Heatherwick, BIG, Chipperfield, Snohetta etc in the pile! competitiongallery.admuseo.f…
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Spitzka retweeted
At the height of One Million Checkboxes's popularity I thought I'd been hacked. A few hours later I was tearing up, extraordinarily proud of some brilliant teens. A thread about my favorite story from running OMCB....
I made a website. it's called "one million checkboxes dot com". it has one million checkboxes on it. checking a box checks it for everyone. that's it. have fun!
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Shout out to the only known toxic cuttlefish species!! #animalfacts
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Some inside baseball on this one: When we wrote the storyline, everyone in the production wondered why in hell the Orioles and the Maryland Stadium Authority would ever allow us to film a murder at the jewel that is Camden Yards. I went to the pitch meeting in the warehouse and Orioles execs asked their first question: "Who gets killed?" "A Yankee fan." After a brief pause, they asked a second question: "Who kills him?" "Another Yankee fan." Sold.
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Hello darkness my old friend.
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Replying to @Spitzka
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– at Creve Coeur, MO
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I do think we should get more credit for hosting France’s annual riots while they have the Olympics. Proper Entente cordiale
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Roses are red Earth is near Venus
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Real Sideshow Bob stuff but with English far right riff-raff.
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Congratulations to Chris Tymofichuk, who set the World Record as the fastest person to visit all nine @CFL stadiums (16 days) tonight at BMO Field 🌊💙
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Jokes aside this is totally insane. This guy got a torn esophagus from a bone in what he was explicitly told was a boneless food
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1. The Toronto Circus Riot broke out 169 years ago this weekend. It was sparked by a brawl between circus clowns & firefighters at a Victorian brothel. So, here's a thread about one of the strangest stories in Canadian history...
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