@SplattrCatGames

It's whatever dude

Joined December 2012
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Just me carefully packing 35 pairs of underwear for a 4 day vacation like I’m gonna perpetually shit myself from the moment the plane takes off
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I’m not gonna lie to you I get an email from a dev like every 2 minutes day and night. At this point my inbox is just a hellscape of letters that I miss. Just keep trying lol. If I answer everything in the first go no actual work gets done so it is what it is at this point.
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More like Ai prompt fest tbh
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For 12 hours it has called to me. Softly mocking my lack of adventurous whimsy.
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I try to look away. Read my book. Watch a show on my phone. But my eye always falls back on the primitive handle and its imperative demand. How long has it sat there… so lavishly un-pulled and completely rubbered?
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She’s hunting the neighbors kids
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My wife talking about her dreams : I’d like to have a garden. Mine : It was on the 82nd day of our voyage that we received a missive of distress from an imperial cutter near Greenland. Though low on supply if we tack hard to the west we can make their aid as duty demands.
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The Bosun has assured me that we can succeed should we act swiftly with God and the wind at our sails. Sound trill and true the order across the foredeck. Let every hand be made rough from the rigging.
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My cat had some kinda medical thing going on so they gave her an injection of steroids and let me tell you : a Siamese cat on a stack is an absolute menace.
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Imagine being a Roman soldier on a foggy pea soup day in Britain, in the woods, far from home on a miserable wet march and this shit starts coming out the forest man. In a superstitious time I’d be browning my battle skirt.
Unearthed 🏺
@UnearthedHQAug 6
The haunting sound that Roman soldiers would have heard from their Celtic enemies before battle came from the Carnyx, an ancient wind instrument used between 200 BC and 200 AD.
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Uh oh. Upgraded to 4k monitors and now I can’t use my video editor. It finally happened : the 2011 Sony Vegas copy is officially obsolete. Learning a new editor is gonna suuuuuuuck.
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The good news is I jimmy rigged it to work juuuuuust barely for a couple days while I learn a new interface but uh there may be channel interruptions over the next week or so XD
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And the plus side is you get 4k videos once all these wrinkles get sorted so that’s rad af
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Just to keep things interesting I like to play a game with my wife called "would you still love me" where i pitch ever increasingly absurd situations that would test our relationship. Stuff like baby would you still love me if I was encased in a combat focused exosuit?
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Babe would you still love me if I could control bats with my mind and used the power exclusively for villainy? Babe would you still love me if every time I farted a puppy you don't know and will never know somewhere on earth caught on fire? iunno have fun with it.
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I hate it when an anime has a rad ass intro song in S1 then in S2+ they replace it with some rotation of dogwater tracks.
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Always a pleasure to support the dungeon crawler genre! Loved them since I was a kid!
Kvltgames - Get Dverghold on Steam now!
@gr8_rebellionAug 5
Dverghold has been featured by @SplattrCatGames , hell yeah! :D youtube.com/watch?v=7kQ6aVRA…

A Clean & Brutal New Dungeon Crawling RPG! - Dverghold

Dverghold gameplay with Splattercat! Let's Play Dverghold and check...

youtube.com
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Found an editing problem right before live time
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Having a tweet go inexplicably nuts when you normally get 15 likes is sorta panic inducing ngl who knew that fraud would be the ticket
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When I was 17 my dad gave me a Costco card on his account. Like a decade ago he cancelled it and I’ve been using the card weekly ever since and it works fine. Last week the checker was like damn that’s an old card and started eyeballing it I panicked haha
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When this card stops working or gets caught imma cry real talk
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