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Albany Alum 🐏 | Thank God daily. 🙏🏿 | 092818🕊 | 1906 🦍 | Tattoo Artist | LYRICIST

The Stu' 🎼
Joined September 2011
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Finna start calling these niggas “Black n Mild”
This duo needs a nickname
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GorillaSplit🦍 retweeted
I'm being told the Boston Celtics are playing THE FIRST GAME of the NBA season at 3:00pm ET because the court is reserved for a 65 year old+ pickleball tournament at 7:00pm. smh
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GorillaSplit🦍 retweeted
They’re going to flex this game to the gas station pump tvs
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GorillaSplit🦍 retweeted
Adam Silver looked at the unemployment rate and said fuck it start the season at 3pm
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GorillaSplit🦍 retweeted
they finna be named The Philadelphia Jalen Hurts after that lawsuit
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GorillaSplit🦍 retweeted
when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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GorillaSplit🦍 retweeted
I don’t think I’m doing this job for even $50,000 a month. This had to be one of the most dangerous and scariest sea jobs; deep underwater diving.
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GorillaSplit🦍 retweeted
bacc in my day.. having a North Face was like having a moncler 😂😂
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GorillaSplit🦍 retweeted
Putting currency on this game was just irresponsible of me
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If you think JSN is scoring a TD tonight go ahead and delete your Sportsbook apps
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GorillaSplit🦍 retweeted
WAIT, YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT BEING ABLE TO HEAR ELECTRONICS TURN ON BECAUSE OF A CHANGE IN FREQUENCY CAN BE A NEURODIVERGENT THING??? BRO I THOUGHT EVERYONE COULD HEAR THAT.
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"The Bottom of the Grand Canyon is Extremely Strange"
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These two Air Force Veterans were abducted while guarding nuclear weapons and separated, losing touch for 50 years. Today they reunite. The truth is far stranger than fiction.
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i hope people realize this is as real as it gets
🚨BREAKING🚨 Two Air Force security guards were abducted by aliens and taken aboard a UFO for 5+ hours while guarding a live thermonuclear weapon at Ellsworth Air Force Base in South Dakota. After the incident, the Air Force split them apart and interrogated them. 49 years later, they are reuniting for the first time. Mario Woods and Michael Johnson were the two-man security team guarding a Minuteman launch facility at Ellsworth Air Force Base, South Dakota. The alarms at the base tripped just after midnight indicating something had breached the vicinity of a live hydrogen bomb. They approached the missile sight and saw a huge, bright light the size of a city block hovering over it. A black sphere then descended from the light, circled their truck and four shadowy alien-looking figures came to their truck window telling them “do not fear”. The next thing either man remembers is waking up over five hours later, 8.5 miles away, by Newell Reservoir Dam. Johnson catatonic at the wheel, the ground beside the truck turned to mud in a field that should have been frozen solid. The Air Force brought them back to the base and debriefed both. Woods described the light and the missing hours but never admitted he had seen beings at his window. That one omission let him keep his clearance and his career. Johnson described the beings. That same night he was injected with sodium pentathol or truth serum and interrogated, then demoted, put on janitor duty and discharged with a code that ended his military future. He spent the decades that followed repressing that memory, at times drinking, descending into homelessness for a while, and telling no one. For thirty years Michael Johnson could not be found. Woods went public in 1996 and begged the FBI, Air Force investigators, the Senate Intelligence Committee and the Pentagon's UFO office to help locate his partner, and every one of them came up empty. Then one of our viewers sent in a Facebook page. Within a week Johnson was on the phone, and given nothing but the name of the base and the month and year of the incident, he said "the UFO" before anyone on the line had brought it up. Only one account of that night has ever existed. Now there are two, and they match. On this show, Michael and Mario were given hypnotic regressions hours apart and out of earshot of one another. The two men were taken back to that night, and their memories converged. Buried in both, was something that finally explained what the beings did when they came for them and why the Air Force made sure they never compared notes. The hardest evidence needs no hypnosis at all. The Air Force Office of Special Investigations agent present at Mario’s debrief, Rick Doty, now admits to being there and says he think the events Mario has described for decades that night did in fact occur. And then the little details: Fifteen days after that night, Johnson told Woods he had seen a glove lying on a shiny floor, nothing like the truck's rubber mats. Woods emptied his kit bag and found the left glove and no right one. The right was the one he had pulled off that night to work his flashlight, and the hand it covered had come back burned. The gloves were a one-off gift from a B-52 pilot and nobody else on the base had a pair, so the glove Johnson saw could only have been Woods'. And the shiny floor must have been the UFO. A flight surgeon also clipped a tissue sample from Mario’s burn in November 1977. Mario has a photographic memory of the entire event. And now its going to retell it with its missing half: Michael C. Johnson. For the first time in half a century, the two men are in the same room. Full documentary live now.
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GorillaSplit🦍 retweeted
honestly i love when white ppl do scary stuff like this cause i be wanting to see this type stuff but they actually go
"3 Days in the Paris Catacombs"
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I’ll never forget the day I showed the the world how I came into the House. Happy Founders Day my brothers 🦍 – at Sandy Springs, GA
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DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS VERSE: “I will give you more than you asked for. Be patient and trust me.” Ephesians 3:20
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In the Bible, it rained for 40 days and 40 nights. Day 41 came and the rain stopped. Moses committed murder & hid in the desert for 40 years. Year 41 came, and God called him to help rescue Israel. Moses went up on the mountain for 40 days. On day 41, he received the Ten Commandments. The Israelites wandered in the wilderness for 40 years. Year 41, they walked into the Promised Land. Goliath taunted Israel for 40 days. Day 41 came, and David slew him. Jonah preached a message of repentance to Ninevah for 40 days. On day 41, God stopped His plan to destroy them. Jesus fasted and was tempted for 40 days. Day 41, and the devil fled. After His resurrection, Jesus appeared to His disciples for 40 days. On day 41, He ascended into Heaven. All this to say…don’t quit. The rain will stop, the giant will fall, and you will enter your “promised land.” Don’t give up at 40. 41 is coming.
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Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy Name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. ------------------- For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen Christ Is King!
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Cam Newton reacts to Druski’s new skit MOCKING football players with CTE and calls him a GENIUS for using comedy to bring AWARENESS to serious issues while still delivering an important message 😭👀🔥
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