SpongeBob

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For every hate comment you leave in the internet, there are over two million people that dont give a shit.

Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored because you like them that much.

F is for Fucking together, U is for u and me, N is for No protection, here in the deep blue sea!

It's the TATTLETALE STRANGLER!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Vagina makes them in Uranus? Is she nice? Does she know Virginia by any chance?

Andi failed my driving school test again -___-

Teacher: "How old is your father?" Boy: "As old as me." Teacher: "How can that be?" Boy: "He became a father only when I was born?"

*scrolls down* *scrolls down* *scrolls past hot person* *scrolls back up* *scrolls down*"

I'm sorry Fish Hooks, Ima let chu finish but Spongebob is the best marine-fish-themed show of all time.

Ive decided to reveal the Krabby Patty secret formula. Out with it, its finally time for all of you to know, The Krabby Patty Formula is...t

I lost my spatula. I just found it with Pat. I started singing "We did it! We did it! Lo hicimos! We did it!" Been watching too much Dora :/

The really funny thing about memory is...I forgot. :(

The day SpongeBob becomes a TT is the day I die happy.

Mr. Krabs is coming! HIDE YO CASH! HIDE YO COINS! & HIDE YO CHECKBOOKS, CAUZ HE BE STEALING EVERYONE'S MONEY OUT THERE.

Eating popcorn: 80% during trailers. 20% during the movie.

You know what's funnier than 24?...25!

Spongebob | ( • )( • ) | Patrick / ( • )( • ) \ Squidward ( (•)(•) ) Plankton | (•) | Mr. Krabs |•||•| RT if can you see them!!!

is fuck off an emotion because i feel it in my soul

Can't sleep. Patrick left, Gary finally shut his pie hole. So I'm watching Bikini Bottom's Got Talent. :D