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I'm ready or something idk

Bizarro Land
Joined May 2026
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You said number 11!!!!
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Hold up. They can still work me after they die? Goodbye employee health insurance argagagagaga
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Me when I’m dead
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I hate my boss and my job!
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Take the money and run, Squidward!
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i am happiest when i am with u <3
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I can’t go to sleep unless I get tucked in
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Hawk tuah... *sigh* I hate brownies and cookies with my acquaintance Perch Perkins, who cares to put the dunce cap on reading a new Book Come Home America!
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THERE'S KILLER KRABBY PATTIES EVERYWHERE!!
24 hours of cooking Krabby Patties? I get to keep working and working and working without ever having to go home! I must be dreaming!
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🚨BREAKING: hundreds of fish are rioting in parts of Bikini Bottom due to lack of council activity. They are attacking and destroying property all over Bikini Bottom. The BBPD has mandated curfews in certain areas where the riots are being taken place.
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I swear to Neptune it wasn't my fault this time.
🚨BREAKING: hundreds of fish are rioting in parts of Bikini Bottom due to lack of council activity. They are attacking and destroying property all over Bikini Bottom. The BBPD has mandated curfews in certain areas where the riots are being taken place.
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Vote for Mr. Krabs or something idk
BREAKING NEWS: It's time for the Bikini Bottom election primaries! Vote for who you want to make the elections! The 3 candidates with the most votes will make the elections!
34%Krabs
23%Glove World
14%Biden
29%Plankton
195 votes • Final results
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Vote for Mr. Eugene Krabs for some REALLY great things!
BREAKING NEWS: It's time for the Bikini Bottom election primaries! Vote for who you want to make the elections! The 3 candidates with the most votes will make the elections!
34%Krabs
23%Glove World
14%Biden
29%Plankton
195 votes • Final results
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Happy Leif Erickson Day! Hinga Dinga Durgen!
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Today is Leif Erikson Day.
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BREAKING: Mr. Krabs has been declared dead and will no longer appear in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
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Hello everyone! It's me, SpongeBob SquarePants!
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ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!!!
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this was the original 67 if you think about it
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Patrick that is NOT ice cream!
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