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Dave 👓 West Ham ⚒️ Exmoor🐎 Plumber🔧 Unapologetically British 🇬🇧 Down with this sort of thing.

Exmoor, England.
Joined May 2009
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Dave 🇬🇧⚒️. WTF do I know?. retweeted
It’s wrong on all counts. I would no more depend on the BBC’s coverage of France than I would Putin on Russia.
The BBC has given up claiming that the riots in France are about education and now says they are about “the cost of living and other issues”.
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I'm not Jewish, I'm a big fat hairy arsed plumber. and I'm a Zionist
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Dave 🇬🇧⚒️. WTF do I know?. retweeted
Why is Andy Burnham rushing to scrap photo ID checks for voting? Disgraceful.
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Dave 🇬🇧⚒️. WTF do I know?. retweeted
We are through the looking glass now. Police have put an entire British town under a Section 34 dispersal order (meaning they can even order residents to leave and not return) just so they can import a boat full of illegal immigrants.
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Dave 🇬🇧⚒️. WTF do I know?. retweeted
It has emerged that Zack Polanski (who changed his name from David Paulden) claimed his ancestors fled the Nazis even though all of his grandparents were born in Britain long before the war. All of this is to give him a strategic angle to tear into Israel. He is a fraud.
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Dave 🇬🇧⚒️. WTF do I know?. retweeted
Hey @elonmusk Could you remove from any serving politician with an X account, the ability to block replies to a post they have made? They serve us, and they need to be reminded of that. Please make it happen. Ta very much x
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Just watched Question Time for the first time in years. Now I know why I haven't watched Question Time in years.
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Dave 🇬🇧⚒️. WTF do I know?. retweeted
Replying to @granddesigns
“When he’s not working for his AI startup, Matt takes part in ultra-marathons, raising money for a sloth sanctuary in Costa Rica, wearing running shoes made entirely from ethically-sourced hemp. Bryony, who manages an inclusion consultancy, also runs workshops for young Eritrean migrants, encouraging them to express their sexuality through the medium of mime-dance.”
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Dave 🇬🇧⚒️. WTF do I know?. retweeted
I prosecuted illegal migrants for sexual offences all across London. More than I care to remember. What struck me most was how many were already subject to deportation orders that were meaningless in practice. Nobody from Immigration would even turn up to court and once they left court, these men would become virtually untraceable and had over 100 aliases. But the hoops the system would go through to accommodate these men were extraordinary. I had one case where a man, from Eritrea, was accused of following a woman while masturbating. His publicly funded barrister actually argued that he had a skin condition which required him to have his penis out. Miraculously he recovered that day and has it neatly tucked in. We waited all day for an interpreter and then the hearing was postponed because he wasn’t ready. Excuse after excuse. Meanwhile, the victim had arrived on time. She waited patiently all day, absolutely petrified, while the system seemed to revolve around accommodating the man accused of sexually abusing her. She felt justice wasn’t on her side. And sitting there as the prosecutor, I could see exactly why. What I saw wasn’t justice, it was a betrayal of women and it’s one of the reasons I’m running: because I have seen the consequences when those in charge fail to protect us.
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Dave 🇬🇧⚒️. WTF do I know?. retweeted
Madness and the Bayeux Tapestry 😁😉😉😎😎
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Dave 🇬🇧⚒️. WTF do I know?. retweeted
To the journalists who turned up at my mother’s house today. To the journalist who went to the community I used to live in. To the media requesting interviews and there have been up to 50 in the last 72 hours. Let me make this extremely clear. This is not about you anymore. You are the enemy of this country and its people. Because of your propaganda, many, many people have been hurt, slandered, labelled and put through pain. WE ARE THE MEDIA NOW. NO ONE LISTENS TO YOU. NO ONE BELIEVES YOU. I will never engage with the mainstream media. I do this for my people, my country, my religion, and more importantly my children. I will never give you the chance to criticise the hard working working class men and women who are part of the Patriot Platform. As I’ve said before, this is only the beginning. This will only get bigger and bigger. WE WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST VOTING BLOCK IN UK HISTORY! One thing I can promise every politician reading this, every police officer, every MI5 operative. The country is behind us. They are not behind the media, or the establishment. And soon you will see it. We keep our morals, our Christian faith and our integrity at the front of every move we make. No violence. No disorder. No criminal offences. We use our lawyers to speak to senior police officers whenever there are concerns or questions. In the next three years we have the chance to take real control of every city and town in this country. When that time comes, we are going to wipe the old lot of politicians out. Install trustworthy, integrity driven, British people first kind of politicians. We already have the power. We just haven’t used it. That’s about to change. Enjoy the next few years. Because the Patriot Platform and more importantly the people of this country are about to send you a message you will never forget. We will take our country back. Not with violence. Not with intimidation. Not with threats. Not with aggression towards police or the public. With pure love. Courage. And the willingness to get it done. We have the same blood that ran through our grandfathers and grandmothers in the 1940s. This country is about to take control of itself again. And we will never let it go. Our women will feel safe again. Our children will play in the parks. Our women will walk the dogs at night. You will walk into your local town and feel safer. England will be England again. Scotland will be Scotland again. Northern Ireland will be Northern Ireland again. Wales will be Wales again. They try to use the law against us. We are going to use the law against them. Checkmate. #PatriotPlatform 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 #ChristIsKing ✝️
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Dave 🇬🇧⚒️. WTF do I know?. retweeted
I am married with a young daughter, both myself and my husband work. -We are not entitled to housing benefit, or any other benefit for that matter. -We do not get free eye tests, free dental care or free prescriptions. -Our daughter is not entitled to free school meals, or free breakfast clubs, or free wrap around care, no help with her uniform. -We don’t get council tax discount, or any other discount. -We don’t get help with our energy bills, or low cost broadband. -We don’t get help with the cost of going to the cinema, or days out at theme parks. -My daughter is unable to play outside unsupervised, because you have failed to secure our borders and the streets aren’t safe. -If I work more hours, I fall into the higher tax band. Why should someone like me, vote for someone like you? @UKLabour @andyburnham What are you offering my family?
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Dave 🇬🇧⚒️. WTF do I know?. retweeted
Declan Rice must play right back versus Mexico, even if Reece James is fit Best players can shine anywhere and Arsenal midfielder has all the attributes to solve England's crisis - more so than Djed Spence in same position By Tony Cascarino ⬇️ thetimes.com/sport/football/…
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