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The Sportsman’s Brain

@SportsmansBrain

Life is just sports analogies

 Likely Not In The Fairway
Joined September 2025
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DoorDash is sexting me.. I’m like just come over.
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Took us ML
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I once shook Cris Carter’s hand - it was the least like a man I’ve ever felt in my life he must’ve thought I was a new born baby the way his mit engulfed mine. All timer
ThreeDeep (@ThreeDeepSkol) profile pictureThreeDeep@ThreeDeepSkol10 Oct 2025
Replying to @MLFootball
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Friendship is when you and your buddy disagree on a bet but because he seems more emotionally invested in his pick you just say “I’ll ride”
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Slide on your gold-toe socks and pour a glass of that diesel fuel black coffee have yourself a morning Bill
Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) profile pictureSuper 70s Sports
@Super70sSports28 Sep 2025
First ballot terrible cereal Hall of Famer. Unless you’re over 75 and haven’t shit since June there is no scenario under which this should be an option.
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Big Dick Rick and the boys heading to Europe to take the cup back to 🇺🇸 just exudes swagger
Masters Burner (@ANGC_burner) profile pictureMasters Burner
@ANGC_burner30 Sep 2025
I’d like to throw someone’s name into the discussion for 2027 captain. Gives off extreme Luke Donald calm vibes…
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Tuesday/Wednesday is just sports going no-contact with it’s crush for a sec to build interest
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#RyderCup version of a trust fund point
Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) (@PGATUOR) profile pictureTour Golf (not PGA Tour)
@PGATUOR28 Sep 2025
Bryson: Battles back in an incredible match to tie and get 1/2 point. Viktor: Has a sore neck, sits out, and also gets 1/2 point.
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As for the #RyderCup rule involving Havland: Possible Solution: Have an alternate guy ready to go. No one plays hurt and we still get to play it out - gives one more guy the Ryder cup experience, maybe a young guy creating a storyline Thoughts @willknightsTFE ?
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Juice factory ⚡️
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NUCLR GOLF (@NUCLRGOLF) profile pictureNUCLR GOLF
@NUCLRGOLF28 Sep 2025
🇪🇺🏆🇺🇸 #DISCUSSION — Who do you think should captain team USA at the 2027 Ryder Cup at Adare Manor?
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A giant shoutout to College Football yesterday. Great finishes, big time matchups, bonus points as always for playing the games on a non-school night
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If you left it up to Corey Connors, does he align more to USA or Team Europe?
Alan Shipnuck (@AlanShipnuck) profile pictureAlan Shipnuck
@AlanShipnuck27 Sep 2025
I mean, there's something to that: The population of Europe is 750 million, the population of the U.S. is 350 million. Gonna take some fresh thinking to breathe life back into the Ryder Cup - Team North America is a good start!
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I’m ready to get hurt again
Andy Johnson (@AndyTFE) profile pictureAndy Johnson
@AndyTFE28 Sep 2025
Does the US have a chance tomorrow at the Ryder Cup? Well, according to Capgemini, the US does. It has the US favored in EVERY singles match tomorrow 46% to 41% AI ftw.
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Vice Captain: Grant Horvat Apparel: Primo Team Snacks: Hippie coffee gummies
GOLF.com (@GOLF_com) profile pictureGOLF.com
@GOLF_com28 Sep 2025
Captain Phil 2027? Let the rumors begin.
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Don’t panic, it was always the plan to win 10/12 individual matchups on Sunday
Will Knights (@willknightsTFE) profile pictureWill Knights
@willknightsTFE26 Sep 2025
A good rule of thumb is that if you say something that sounds like a Matt Eberflus quote, you’re in trouble
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John Daly
Fried Egg Golf (@fried_egg_golf) profile pictureFried Egg Golf
@fried_egg_golf28 Sep 2025
If you had to call it right now, who is the U.S. Ryder Cup captain at Adare Manor in 2027?
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Michael Block #RyderCup2027
Fried Egg Golf (@fried_egg_golf) profile pictureFried Egg Golf
@fried_egg_golf28 Sep 2025
If you had to call it right now, who is the U.S. Ryder Cup captain at Adare Manor in 2027?
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Masters Burner
@ANGC_burner27 Sep 2025
The player order Keegan Bradley should send out tomorrow: 1. LeBron James 2. A huge fucking lobster with no rubber bands. 3. Timmy Chalamet 4. Scottie 5. Pete Buttigieg 6. Gavin Newsom 7. An actual Bear 8. Spieth 9. Lady J 10. A really hot bow of pho 11. Cam Tringale 12. Grant Horvat
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Honestly… I freaking respect it.
NUCLR GOLF (@NUCLRGOLF) profile pictureNUCLR GOLF
@NUCLRGOLF28 Sep 2025
🚨🏆🤬 #WATCH — Rory McIlroy had enough of the American fans chirping yesterday at the Ryder Cup. @TrackingRory “F**K YOU! F**K YOU! F**K YOU!” 🫨
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JT at the Ryder cup whether he makes birdie or ends up in the woods and needs his partner to pick him up #RyderCup2025
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