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Hazard Jaguar@SpottyAss24 Sep 2024

People keep asking me why I have a ram fursuit and not a jaguar fursuit It’s actually quite simple: Spots are expensive

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Awen 🏳️‍⚧️

@ZeroawenNov 13

This is what my digital footprint looks like ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣀⡀ ⢠⣤⡀⣾⣿⣿⠀⣤⣤⡄ ⢿⣿⡇⠘⠛⠁⢸⣿⣿⠃ ⠈⣉⣤⣾⣿⣿⡆⠉⣴⣶⣶ ⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠻⠟⠃ ⠙⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠋⠁

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heccin' Naos@naosfoxNov 13

This picture contains ~160gb of ram that Sammy Altman can't have because a furry degenerate owns it :3

Image from heccin' Naos (@naosfox)

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feefee@fawnpilled__Nov 4

we're melting cis white guys down for scrap metal

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🦎🛸🧪🦕@666iggykoopaOct 23

Image from 🦎🛸🧪🦕 (@666iggykoopa)

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Huxley 🔜 Furcation@DrHappygrowlOct 15

Oh yeah, we fierce 🎨 @rollovercarl

Image from Huxley 🔜 Furcation (@DrHappygrowl)

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silver@silverguy_ezSep 29

slime friend 💚 #deadlock

Image from silver (@silverguy_ez)

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Cass 🐾🌲 🔜 ???@CassavaCoyfoxSep 20

I suck at flirting so instead I’ll stay up well past my bedtime so I can spend more time with you

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Волка 🔌 ₭ØɄⱠ 🕊@Koul_FardreamerAug 25

Nick 🐁 for gorlaf

Image from Волка 🔌 ₭ØɄⱠ 🕊 (@Koul_Fardreamer)

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kowl!🦝 🔜 ???@kowlraxxAug 18

I got 1 day to get hot before Megaplex

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Lucas oonRacc@ooonRacc28 Apr 2023

My ancestors died in the coal mines so I could be a twink raccoon on the internet

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𝖓𝖆𝖟@nazzygirlxxJul 25

what if the dead horse is beating me too

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⛴️@cruepocketJul 21

I’m gonna miss these guys #fifaworldcup

Image from ⛴️ (@cruepocket)

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Vladek@VLADEKTHEDRAWJul 14

I was suddenly reminded of a period that probably everyone of us goes through. It's the moment when we reminisce about the days we spent with someone whose paths diverged. And this period is so.. painful. #promisestokeepvn #rofi

Image from Vladek (@VLADEKTHEDRAW)

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@kiesha9iJul 12

People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too.

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Crylo@thatgreenraccJul 3

how y'all be planning anthrocon airbnb - booked last winter plane tickets - booked in march time off - requested 4 months before pre-registration - AH SHIT AH FUCK

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Hazard Jaguar@SpottyAssJun 21

searching through a bands discography just to find that one banger to loop

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ᯓ★@chorio_actisJun 19

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

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Boopa@b0opalabuJun 13

would u go in a gym session with him?

Image from Boopa (@b0opalabu)

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Favenirr@FavenirrJun 14

I'm a beach enjoyer~

Image from Favenirr (@Favenirr)

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MonkiART@MonkiArtJun 10

Taking waist ups like this for 𝟙𝟛𝟝 𝕌𝕊𝔻 Comment below and I'll DM you

Image from MonkiART (@MonkiArt)

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