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Sherlock Holmes

@SpuriousHolmes

We solve crimes, he blogs about it, and I do not forget, but simply choose not to wear my pants. Violinist. Cookie enthusiast.

 London
Joined January 2012
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Stay out of the attic.
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If anything, I see a significant /decrease/ in intelligence.
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I thought if I gave you all some time, I'd return to a more intelligent lot. I must have miscalculated and arrived too soon.
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Never forget that I have this picture. @SpuriousHolmes
Image from Gregory Lestrade (@ItsDI_Lestrade)
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*Sets out several scratched neighbors...*
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....The flat smells like sulfur. I don't remember having brought in any sulfur.
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//I've had this account for 4 years, today. Thanks for sticking around~. <3
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