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I shitpost about competitive pokemon and also talk about Bug Fables a lot. | B.S in Chemistry | 23 | 💜💜💜@pod_nuzlocking💜💜💜 | Private acc: @Squaredash_priv

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Joined April 2021
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My personal tierlist of every pokemon has been updated! It now includes all of the DLC pokemon in gen 9, and also all of the gigantamax forms.
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🚨 NEW | Sen. Cory Booker declines to back Chuck Schumer for Senate Majority Leader.
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A young man at our town hall asked if I was pushing class warfare. I told him: “We already have class warfare in this country — billionaires are waging war on the rest of us.”
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Mehdi Hasan: “You know what I think the Democrats should do? First, get rid of the filibuster in the Senate. Making Washington, D.C. and Puerto Rico states and adding four Senators should be priorities. Fixing the Supreme Court that was totally rigged by Donald Trump. You’re up against a fascist authoritarian movement. You must use every lever of power available to you to fight back. What happened to holding the high ground is that a convicted felon who incited an insurrection was re-elected in 2024 and he came to office and unleashed a racist militia that killed American citizens on the street”
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This is why Republicans lost every statewide office and the State House in Georgia. I’m trying to lower your bills and you guys are asking me where I’m going to pee.
Replying to @bentleyforus
@bentleyforus which bathroom will you be using at the Capitol?
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The best argument against democracy is a two hour drive through rural michigan
Michigan's election results map has looked like this for as long as I can remember. It will forever piss me off that so few metro areas seal the results of an entire state.
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If Texas goes blue I’ll post ass.
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-D+16 district -Republican incumbent -Incumbent got 17% of the votes and finished 3rd -Seat flipped Green -Is now G+1.5 -The only Green district in the entire country funniest race ever
🌻 HISTORIC GREEN VICTORY! Pāʻele Kiakona has been elected to represent District 14 in the Hawaiʻi House of Representatives — making history as the first Green elected to the Hawaiʻi State Legislature and the first Green elected to a state legislature in the U.S. since 2012!
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Tweet so dogshit it got Alabama voting for a Trans woman
Chuds won culture war with Anakin Skywalker and Mafloid. Undoing over a decade of cultural rot and damage in less than a week. Never. Stop. Posting.
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dont fucking put this on us
The difference in social skills between Gen 1 and Gen 5+ Pokémon fans.
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"what if no burger" won us Blississippi
They're going to study this ad for centuries
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I know of exactly 1 person in my HS graduating class of 500 (300 of whom went to college) who is employed in their field.
the economy wasn't even that bad man
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Liberals have the misconception that Israel controls America because they don't want to admit that it's the other way around
Trump trying to explain the election results to Israel right now:
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Yeah we are back in 2015 because this shit won't get off my fucking feed. LET ME BE CRINGE AND HAPPY AND ENJOY MY FUCKING GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The average Deltarune fan when faced with criticism: It's like we're back in 2015 again 🥹
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28 vote difference btw you are genuine cattle
I will never vote in my lifetime it’s the most useless thing to do because 1 vote will never determine the outcome I would rather just save my time
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sorry chud. america YEARNS for WOKE now
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Can someone please explain to me the appeal behind the zelda games? I never understood it tbh
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it's so awesome that donald trump never learns anything and will doom the republican party to an even worse fate in 2028 because of it
Q: So when do you think the war will end? TRUMP: Whenever I want it to
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If you govern like Obama (no punishment for Bush admin war criminals/Wall Street), you get a Trump. If you govern like Biden (no punishment for officials complicit in J6), you get Trump again. UPHOLD THE LAW. QUIT LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING
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Started putting HRT and Vaccines in my local water supply #RAPEJDVANCE
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