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Guinea Pig Extraordinaire. not always right, but NEVER wrong. Expert sock sorter.

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Joined February 2010
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Leaky Turnovers is my new name
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Son: Dad, weren't those two guys comedians? Dad: Yep. But when they put on those black suits and sunglasses, the joke was over. These guys could actually bring the house down.
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BREAKING:....
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The new John Lewis advert is the most emotive yet...
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Good old banter!👏👏 Joggers being met with the Rocky theme tune.❤️
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"Manchester man" says the BBC He's literally a Sudanese asylum seeker called Bilal
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To all three chinese tat clothes ads that like to demonstrate the “stretch” for their western audience: stop it
Discover our plaid knit cardigan with a shirt collar

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The blue tit gang.
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🕌 Ever wondered what happens inside a mosque? Here's your chance to find out. Southend Mosque is hosting a free open day on Sunday 15 November, inviting people of all faiths and backgrounds to come inside. Visitors can enjoy guided tours, watch live prayers, ask questions about Islam, try henna painting and enjoy children's activities, exhibitions and food. 📅 Sunday 15 November, 11am to 3pm 📍 Southend Mosque, West Road, Westcliff 🚗 Free parking at The Westborough School Originally a 100-year-old church, the building became Southend Mosque in 1976 and has served the local Muslim community for 50 years. Photos by Gaz de Vere.
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Real lost film of Paddy Mayne with Gen Montgomery and the Special Air Service Brigade in Scotland 1944. Thanks to the IWM Film Archive. Have you seen this before? Always a little further. #specialforces #sas #WW2
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A People's Council of Water Commissars has been tried before, as Solzhenitsyn recounted in the case of Moscow water chief V V Oldenborger.
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham says he will introduce 8 "regional water councils" to oversee water companies "For the first time, local people will have a real say over what they need from their water company, whether that's cleaning up polluted rivers or building new reservoirs"
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On this day in Ladybird history 5th Nov 1605 Guy Fawkes was discovered in a cellar under the House of Lords; the gunpowder plot was exposed
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The best ever Christmas ad 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Just a white snowman ⛄️ a ginger kid 👦 and a slip of the hand, called humour 😝
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George Pulay, a young Austrian-Jewish refugee from Vienna, joined the 'Secret Listeners'. He eavesdropped on German POWs and generals, contributing to the intelligence drawn from the M Rooms throughout the war. He’s the uncle of Roger Lloyd-Pack - the late actor who played Trigger in “Only Fools and Horses”.
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Morning run - and a great day to be in America! 💙🇺🇸💙
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At a B’ham Council meeting, Ind. and left-wing councillors cheered "Free Palestine" after a vote passed for B’ham not to "fund Israel." Why is a council wasting time on geopolitics instead of local issues? This isn’t how a council should conduct itself.
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London is hosting “The Thinking Muslim Conference” this weekend. One speaker said he would be willing to carry out a suicide bombing. Another was described as a member of Al-Qaeda, and met the Taliban. I have written to the Home Secretary about the obvious security concerns.
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Nothing says “Merry Christmas” in 2026 like anti-terror vehicle barriers in Santa’s favourite colours.
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Great to see everyone debating the #JohnLewisChristmas advert, so let’s all join together in celebrating what it really means:-
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