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After several Stable seasons, the Solo SquidChops returns. 🦑 30 Chads. 15 rounds. $3,000 on the table. 1 NFT drop every round (see picture below) Entry fee: $0. No excuses. No mercy. Be strong or be miserable — the SquidMaster doesn’t care. He will crush you either way. 🦑⚔️

It’s time for you to learn your fate in Round 3 after Round 2 saw you battle it out at the poker tables in 5-card Omaha! The number of surviving Chads is a decreasing function of the round variable: 34 → 13 → 8 → ? Who will walk away with the big payday? Good luck, bozos.

Round 1: Social Skillz of SquidChops Season 27 was an absolute massacre. You are weak. I expected nothing, and somehow I’m still disappointed. Now it’s time for Round 2: Poker After Dark.

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Season 27 of SquidChops is here. 33 locked in for our multi-skill battle royale with a $900+ prize pool. May the force be with you, chads.

Only 4 Chads survived the brutal Numerical Brainteaser round out of the 21 still alive. I’m giving away 2 tickets for a free entry into the next SquidChops season to two of you who provide the correct answer. You’ve got 96 hours chads. Good luck 🤑

Social Skillz Round 2 caused heavy damage, with 13 Chads falling in battle. Only 21 Chads remain, still fighting for the $1,020 prize pool. Round 3: Numerical Brainteaser has just ended—and it was another bloodbath!

5 clowns moving from wallet to wallet via BozoAirline—and if, at the moment of the snapshot, you’re unlucky enough to have one in your wallet, you’re eliminated. Result: 5 Chads down in Round 1, saying goodbye to the $1,000+ prize pool. 32 Chads remain to face Round 2: Social Skillz

Season 26 of SquidChops kicks off this Sunday. Over $1,020 in play this season! This is a special season — for the first time ever, SquidChops passes are fully integrated. These passes are both your entry ticket to the SquidChops masterpiece and your medals, recording your achievements on the battlefield. Each season is a chance to earn them XP, evolve them to higher tiers, and unlock even more rewards. magiceden.io/marketplace/squ…