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bald seb stan’s lawyer

@StanBirthday

unserious stuff about sebastian

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Joined June 2021
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stupid shit i said about sebastian that went viral a thread 🧵
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sara ★@marnestan3h
I think it’s funny when people say like “oh but Sebastian is bald now” like that’s gonna stop me
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Sebastian Stan Archive
@sebstanarchive2h
The official Japanese theatrical poster for ‘FJORD’ has been released. 🔗: eiga.com/news/20261029/8/
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Sebastian Stan Archive
@sebstanarchive2h
Sebastian Stan is featured in Just Jared’s poll for Sexiest Male Celebrity of 2026. Vote: justjared.com/2026/11/01/who…
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saw someone calling fjord and oscar baiting film. if so, we have to have a serious conversation about every predicted 2027 BP nominee except for one
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wanted to like a tweet and discovered i am blocked by the person
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insane
Marvel Updates (@marvel_updat3s) profile pictureMarvel Updates
@marvel_updat3sOct 31
‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has already crossed $125M in pre-sales. (Via: @Forbes)
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vanilla sensation@vbarn3s11h
happy november 1
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mar 🪐 (@ROGVERS) profile picture
mar 🪐@ROGVERS11h
the real dilf of the year argue with a wall
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i have to applaud him
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@hudsonhoursOct 30
“they’re living so vicariously through this fictional thing and its realer to them than anything else they have in their lives”👏🏼👏🏼
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sara ★ (@marnestan) profile picturesara ★@marnestanOct 30
Pull my hair and make me ur slut
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mar 🪐@ROGVERSOct 30
when my best friend is yapping but all i do is dissociate
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Tilda ✪ ⧗@delicate__14Oct 30
Feeling very fond of Seb in a trench coat today
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Tilda ✪ ⧗@delicate__14Oct 30
I love this photo so much they look like royalty
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when i think the most ugly looking guy has become this week twitter fave here comes the next uglier one hitting the tl like a nuclear bomb
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mar 🪐@ROGVERSOct 30
grown ass women being misogynistic because they wish they could play y/n will never stop being one of the most disgusting things ever. seek help
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‎jaco@BE3FYBUCKYOct 30
it’s insane claiming to be his fan and then at every given chance you go batshit over his costars and even his partner. y’all feel entirely too comfortable and it’s starting to be concerning
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you sure?
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Cami (@lixiesskz) profile pictureCami@lixiesskzOct 27
Yo no soy una enfermita como ustedes no te equivoques
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the fact that he will never do something that will truly satisfy #them is the nicest thought
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is it too complicated to be normal? 🥀
bo(lu)da 🌙🇦🇷 (@lhsebstan) profile picturebo(lu)da 🌙🇦🇷@lhsebstanOct 29
ya me dan asco annabelle gorda yo se que somos enemigas pero DO SOMETHING
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