Strong Opinions, Loosely Held
The Hot Part, FL
Joined March 2011
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Me as described by my childhood Star Wars action figures:
Wampa
Blow apart C3P0
Weird neck hammerhead guy
Greedo
Snow Storm Trooper
Water Chamber Luke
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Boy blew out his cleats at practice with a game tomorrow. Momma was having a meltdown about getting the right ones. Dad solves the problem. Somehow I’m not the hero.
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Honestly, he got the cybertruck popular so “this shit looks familiar” doesn’t do much for my brain. As opposed to making a legit cool Tessie, I’d prefer an incredibly high performance Hot Dog car.
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The bears won in ‘86. Ditka passed at 86. He will forever be an 86 Bear. They are shuffling in heaven…
That wouldn’t have been a home run in 29/30 parks. Statistically the game is still tied. @CamineroFanClub
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The missus is pissed at me bc I made an EXECUTIVE DECISION to allow a 16yo boy that is friends with our 16yo boy to stay at our house and watch our dogs while we’re out of town. Girls be crazy.
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In a different universe, Sarah Huckabee Sanders made the Brad commercial intentionally to spark off a great awakening amongst young white men.
I find her strangely attractive, like that fat girl from Gilmore girls.
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This poop peeper thought my eye color joke was offensive. Typical of the muck orbs, no sense of humor.
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