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I'm the hero the world of standup comedy deserves and the one it needs.

 Gotham aka Hack City
Joined October 2014
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One of Variety’s 10 Comics to Watch is Norm Macdonald.
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Shane’s monologue is almost old enough for Chad’s friend @chrisdelia to start fucking it
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@chadzumockOct 26
It's been over two and half weeks since Shane Gillis hosted Sat Night Live and the country is still healing from his monologue. #NeverForget
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Yeah - this friendship totally tracks.
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@chadzumockOct 25
Shout out @chrisdelia for being the nicest, coolest & one of my longest friends in comedy. He just did me a very super solid & online losers will never understand how nice he is. I know he is barely on twitter but I want to thank him publicly for being a good dude. Thanks Chris
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So Shane just happened to whisper the only word in the sentence that he said by accident? 🤔
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Netflix special with few laughs - that’s a TEDSarandos Talk.
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@NetflixIsAJokeOct 11
Don’t do it, fellas
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.@bertkreischer is starting a union for comedians. The first order of business? Getting @bertkreischer to pay comics more than $400 for opening his arena shows.
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Jeff Dye’s agent is getting an earful rn
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“Counting or not counting the girls who were still in high school?” 💥
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The best way to get booked at each LA club Icehouse: be a hack Comedy Store: be a hack who will clean toilets Laugh Factory: be a middle eastern hack Improv: be a hack and be friends with the hack producing that night Comedy & Magic: be a cruise ship hack who did Carson
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Saying @TonyHinchcliffe fucks a lot of guys is so hack - first of all it’s only one guy and @joerogan fucks him.
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I’m not saying the Jews run Hollywood - but @realjeffreyross has been on dozens of roasts and no one mentions that he fucks kids. And by fucks kids I mean publicly dated and had sex with a 15 year old.
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Hey @GianmarcoSoresi - can you call @realjeffreyross a cunt so we can have a convo about whether or not it’s cunty to date and fuck children?
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I’m not saying the Jews run Hollywood - but @realjeffreyross has been on dozens of roasts and no one mentions that he fucks kids. And by fucks kids I mean publicly dated and had sex with a 15 year old.
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Earl Skakel@EarlSkakelMay 5
Which is real? #netflixisajokefest
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Earl Skakel@EarlSkakelMay 1
I finally found out who .@StandupBatman is
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We need a @BenBankas vs. @NatalieCuomo Roast Battle - they take turns roasting themselves while the crowd sits in confused horror.
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Did he just do crowdwork with the voices in his head?
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Everybody hates pedophiles - until Jerry Seinfeld, Chris D’elia or Jeff Ross needs an opener.
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Remember @adamcarolla from The Man Show? Looks like he’s the latest has been who thought pivoting to standup would be easy youtu.be/tcdfqDohGMo?si=kCRP…
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