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Lane

@StarksLane
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Joined July 2013
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Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep" Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"
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He got that shit on tho
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@nocontextmemes4 Feb 2025
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Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy #NewProfilePic
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BeReal has taught me that I should BeReally disappointed with my life.
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Good morning to everyone except the guys that put that scratch vinyl over the headlights of their base model V6.
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If I’m ever about to fight and ol boy hits me with the kung fu panda stance… I’m walking away.
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@AlexBehunin10 Oct 2022
Bro is going to remember this L for the rest of his life
Thank FUCK I have an iPhone again.
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i can’t stop laughing at this
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tris (@trisbishh) profile picturetris@trisbishh5 Oct 2022
Downtown Tyler, TX @ 9:30am Stay safe.
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Also... Expect older kids. COVID snatched away their last Halloweens. They have an excuse. Give them some candy and don't be a C word.
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Give me 2 Adderall, a 40oz Coconut Berry Red Bull, and 45 minutes... I can fix the inflation issue in our country.
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Didn't age well. Put 4 apps on this bitch and it runs slower than a turtle in peanut butter.
Lane (@StarksLane) profile pictureLane@StarksLane24 Aug 2022
Broke my phone a week ago & have been using an Android since. This thing does SO much more than my iphone and is about $600 cheaper. I'll go back to Apple when the 14 drops, but for now, I'm not hating my Android... At all. Just makes you realize how overpriced Apple products are
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Marriage is a one time thing for me personally. If it don't work out, it's me time forever.
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I wanna play this game too!
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57%Pls kill me
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Elon Musk buying Twitter for $44 billion. I bought Great Value bread bc it was $1.00 cheaper.
My brother turned into my best friend after we moved out. Makes me hate the fact knowing that we spent our younger years trying to kill each other. That's my boy now 🤞
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25 years old and it still don't make sense to me that people purposefully drink black coffee... That stuff is like motor oil and dirt sifted through a shitty baby diaper.
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Sitting outside letting the skeeters suck every ounce of my blood just to feel something again
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If the week went by as fast as the weekend I prolly wouldn't sit in the bathroom floor and cry every morning.
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Y'all are soft if you don't like the Dahmer jokes... I'm eating them up.
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