Stats Kansas

Brownback is desperately searching for Kansans to improve his 26% approval Rating.

Toronto is 75% moron, exhibit A

67.3% of Torontonians and 100% of Kansas Governors think that the Royals are a Kansas team.

The Sedgwick County zoo has plans to unveil a new exhibit for 2016, a rare species of Ape, the Brownback Gorilla.

If the NE corner of KS were straight, the state population would increase 25%, and the number of bad drivers by 500%.

@philenium get back to us when you win a football championship – at Kansas, USA

The difference between how Kansans and the rest of America thinks of Kansas

Sedgwick county has the single ugliest courthouse in the nation.

Governor @govsambrownback has deleted 100% of tweets referring to parody account @GOPTeens

100% of Kansans are extremely frustrated by the northeast corner of the state ruining it's rectangular shape.

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We at Stats Kansas are 89.6% sure that Kansas meteorologists have just given up entirely. – at Wichita, KS

0% of Kansans were wishing for a mushy, brownish Christmas.

67% of Kansans see this from their front porch at least 30 days a year. – at Wichita, KS

Only 32% of Kansans will be able to stand more than half of this video: youtube.com/watch?v=vyMv4kkS…