Amateur ultrarunner, professional marketer, proud liberal. Obsessed with trail runs and beer.
Columbus, OH
Joined September 2009
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Sitting at a Michelin starred chef's place for brunch with 3 girlfriends. Just broke out into "Baby Got Back" all in unison.
Who has better friends than I?
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You were “gifted & talented” in elementary school, choose your path:
⚪️ anxiety
⚪️ depression
⚪️ fear of failure that plagues your every decision
⚪️ intense guilt that you’ll never live up to your earlier potential
⚪️ good at crossword puzzles
🔘 all of the above
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White males have committed three mass shootings and a mail bombing campaign over the past two weeks, killing over two dozen people. If there’d been four closely spaced acts of terror by any other group they’d be rounding us up and putting us in camps already.
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96-year-old @carlreiner has a blunt message for voters this election.
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Our 2019 season memberships are on sale now! They include two new features: A discount for anyone who has taken the #SaveTheCrew ticket pledge, and a Community level so you can help us achieve our goals in our city.
Because of you, Eagles fans, #WeFly. columbuseaglesfc.com/wp/2018…
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Like, you could be falsely accused of rape in Central Park, and then a racist, brain-damaged businessman could take out full-page ads in the NY Times demanding your execution. Scary times, indeed.
President Trump: “It’s a very scary time for young men in America when you can be guilty of something that you may not be guilty of. This is a very difficult time.” cnn.it/2Ix3QN3
You guys, they are reorganizing my local market and I have completely overestimated how adaptable I am.
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Spuddle: a useful verb from the 17th century that means to work feebly and ineffectively, because your mind is elsewhere or you haven’t quite woken up yet.
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We've heard a lot of this in the last 24 hours, and that's ok! Things you should know about us:
1. We're growing fast, and that would absolutely not be possible without the amazing women who represent us with skill on the pitch and class off of it.
2. We love Columbus.
/fin
@ColumbusEagles I hate to admit this but I didn’t know about you guys. But please know Me and My family will be there this year to support these women!!! #savethecrew
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Haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaahahahahaha
Baccus says PSV has agreed to fund the @LonestarSC WPSL team in total and augment the DA team financially -- scholarships, travel fees, equipment, etc. Says "decades" is the word used in the agreement. #MLS2ATX #SaveTheCrew
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We've updated the time of our season kickoff party at @LandGrantBeer! May 9 at 6:30 p.m. is the new date and time.
Come celebrate with us, meet the Eagles, and then watch @ColumbusCrewSC take on @PhilaUnion!
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Because I'm curious...
RT if you're a woman who has been called "intimidating" by men at least twice. – at Brooklyn, NY
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Do women who swear give a fuck if they don’t? xitter.gq/metrouk/status/9532807…
Do men find women who swear unattractive? trib.al/hJWAIlk
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Three-quarters of the members of the National Park System Advisory Board abruptly quit Monday night out of frustration that Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke had refused to meet with them or convene a single meeting last year, WaPo reports. washingtonpost.com/national/…
