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Garden Variety Woman

@Stephamaybe

a dime a dozen

 Lying in the grass in ATX
Joined September 2012
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Luke
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let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the... 🥁🥁 apnews.com/article/prices-pe…
FTC orders Walmart, Delta and others to share how they use personal data to set prices and pay

FTC orders Walmart, Delta and others to share how they use personal data to set prices and pay

The U.S. Federal Trade Commission is ordering Delta Air Lines, Walmart and other companies to provide detailed information on how they use consumers’ data when they are setting prices.

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Antonio@dreadheadmonk20h
binge watching the moon
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lucas gelfond
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marathons are goalslop. yuppies will do anything to replace the thrill of receiving letter grades
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CBS Austin@cbsaustin5h
#NEW: A man dressed like a zombie stabbed two people Wednesday night at a southeast Austin coffee shop, leaving one of them in critical condition, police said. cbsaustin.com/news/local/man…
Man in zombie costume stabs 2 at Austin coffee shop, police say

Man in zombie costume stabs 2 at Austin coffee shop, police say

A man dressed like a zombie stabbed two people Wednesday night at a southeast Austin coffee shop, leaving one of them in critical condition, police said.The sta

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Mike 🇺🇲
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The Red Baron employee who was "pranked" (harassed) has been found! He is Walt Z from Michigan. GoFundMe will be giving him the money directly. gofundme.com/f/support-a-har…
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over explaining is a form of begging
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union thug@wellrestedpizzaOct 28
I sat my white ass down, and listened
patty bibi (@pattybibi88) profile picturepatty bibi@pattybibi88Oct 25
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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Liberty Lyss
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I’m missing the laptop… What else?
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Bunkie Perkins@BunkiePerkins23h
Shreveport has never been described more beautifully
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Northwestern Louisiana offers up good eats and sexy museums by day, and smoky, ruinous vice by night. arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/2…
Good art, great food, zero pretension: A road trip to Shreveport - Arkansas Times

Good art, great food, zero pretension: A road trip to Shreveport - Arkansas Times

Northwestern Louisiana offers up good eats and sexy museums by day, and smoky, ruinous vice by night.

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Mark Ariel
@njdevils_dudeOct 28
I’m betting the Jews were behind getting Netanyahu re-elected.
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Kyle Smith
@rkylesmithOct 28
Film Snobbery is so weird because it leads to self-identification as a person of taste because you’ve…seen a film. Not accomplished anything, just…watched something. Watching a movie is not a skill. You don’t get a trophy. No one cares.
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Minister 🔮
@MinisterrOct 27
Never give up
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Hikikomori@Hkkmr11001Oct 28
I just talked to an insider He says he hasn't gone outside in months
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✞ 𝕬𝖗𝖙 ✞ (@art_is_found) profile picture
✞ 𝕬𝖗𝖙 ✞
@art_is_foundOct 27
guy i went to highschool with who literally has no job or career prospects said "shit is gonna go down soon" so im stockpiling food and water
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LDN@mylandsinorderOct 27
Tips such as ‘eat hearty meals’ and ‘use blankets’ make more sense when you realise this stuff, like the previous ‘why are the days getting shorter’ is increasingly aimed at an audience from places with no winter.
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 24
Before you crank up the thermostat, try these tips to keep your house warmer for longer bbc.in/48gLc8A
How to heat your home without turning on the heating

How to heat your home without turning on the heating

Make draught excluders from socks, leave your oven door open after cooking and opt for lots of thin layers of clothing to stay warm.

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just dani@deezhawnOct 27
It's easy to love a baby, they barely have wills of their own. It's much harder to give unconditional love and acceptance to a full grown adult whose neuroses have their origin in mistakes you yourself made
🪱 Worm Girl 🪱 (@wirmgurl) profile picture🪱 Worm Girl 🪱@wirmgurlOct 27
Everyone I know loves their baby so much and almost everyone I know has an at least somewhat fractious relationship with their parents. Seems important to figure out what goes wrong between babyhood and adulthood.
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octopus/caveman@octopuscavemanOct 27
Remaining fat to prove to everyone that I’m a good guy
🌠 (@whylster_) profile picture🌠@whylster_Oct 26
tom segura and ethan klein nuked their marriages right after losing a ton of weight, what is this phenomenon called?
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Count Peatula
@centristpeaterOct 27
What’s a good spooky movie for someone who is really brave
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Böoooob Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_JankeOct 27
I knew, even way back in the 90s, that I'd be hearing Stone Temple Pilots on the radio for the rest of my life 100% against my will
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Philosopher King, Oracle
@signalborderOct 27
A ton of feathers is actually heavier than a ton of steel because you have to live with what you did to those birds.
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