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Arsenal fan. Sweary, sarcastic 🇮🇱✡️

Joined May 2013
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An accurate representation of my face when James A did this #CelebrityTraitors
Well that’s one way to make Traitors history #CelebrityTraitors
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Of course they did. Bunch of absolute 🤡
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Were Arsenal on said plane, because i watched last night and I don’t remember seeing any of the Arsenal players on the pitch
😂 So Arsenal flew their players to Blackpool for their Carabao Cup clash with Fleetwood Town, only to board two coaches that had drove all the way from London to take them the final SIX MILES to the stadium. Meanwhile, the rest of us are drinking through paper straws to save the planet. 🌍😭
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Stop. Please stop. After last night we don’t want to hear anything from you
Attention turns to the Premier League 👊
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Waking up and realising that yesterday did actually happen and it wasn’t some vile nightmare
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Tonight I’m going to be watching a team in red, playing at Highbury And it isn’t Arsenal 😭
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Replying to @ManUtd
We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲
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Erm no no. There is only one king of Brazil
You'll fall in loveeee I know you willllllllll Our number nine is the KING OF BRAZIL 🇧🇷
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Man Utd are so bad, and it’s fucking hilarious
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It’s amazing how men can do so many things… Prime ministers Kings Run business Look after a family But one thing they can’t do is… change a toilet roll
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The Arsenal win The Arsenal women win And its Happy Invincibles day ❤️🤍
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Steph ❤️🤍🏆 retweeted
If Pokémon has taught me anything, that's a shiny! ✨
A Rare Pink Dolphin Was Spotted Off The Coast Of Oman.
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TNT commentating this game like they’re commentating for German TV. They’re absolutely wetting themselves that arsenal are losing
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I see Barcelona have modelled their kit on their training cones
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And that’s what happens when you actually decide to shoot at goal
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Since Martinelli left, we’ve lost our pace. We’ve lost a different option. Now we have one style of football it’s becoming extremely predictable and at times easy to defend
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Watching Arsenal this season and there’s something missing. Some games I just feel we’re doing the bare minimum to get through games. And if plan A doesn’t work, I never feel we have a plan B
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I would find it more irritating not being safe but what do I know 🤷🏻‍♀️
the uk not having sockets in the bathroom is irritating me more by the day. is it like flat out illegal because i would PAY to have a plug socket put in my bathroom
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