Howard Stern Show

"I don't even wanna go to regular Asia, let alone Malaysia." -Howard (via @thiscoolmom)

"You think everyone saw your tweet, but really no one saw your tweet" @JerrySeinfeld #Quote to @HowardStern - (via @itscrazytrevor)

"The blessing in life is when you find the torturer you are comfortable with" @JerrySeinfeld #Quote to @HowardStern (via @itscrazytrevor)

"stop touching what's in your pants and start maximizing what's in your bank account" @HowardStern to @jdharm (via @jshizz1980)

@yuckotheclown: "Robin, sorry to hear abt the cancer...was it water-melanoma? #HONKHONK " (via @worldchampyon)

Howard: "What is funny abt Pop-Tarts?" @JerrySeinfeld: "That they can't go stale cuz they were never fresh." (Via @worldchampyon)

"no more labia pictures please " (via @RossD12)

"murderers go free because this idiot needs a boyfriend?!" @HowardStern on The Bachelorette (via @jshizz1980)

"I don't want my 2nd film to be Sharknado" H.S. (Via @MikeyKYD)

"Uh Gary book this guy and his wife so we can see his wife's labia" @HowardStern (Via @DJMikeWalter)

@Beetlepimp On whether he liked @RealGilbert or not..."I never did and I never will" #goofoyou (via @BeatLab46and2)

"Fuck trending. I crave a simpler time." Howard discussing waffle tacos trending on internet (via @thiscoolmom)

"I gotta be honest I thought rap would go away, like, after the beastie boys" @HowardStern (via @DJMikeWalter)

Grover - Workaholics "Gotta Be Fresh" Music video & free mp3. Directed by @roseglenent youtu.be/tk89b3OWsFY @WorkaholicsCC @UncleBlazer

"I get down for my crown." @RealTracyMorgan @sternshow @HowardStern #howard101 #loveit (via @RetroBakery)

"Jimmy Fallon better hope his ratings go down or NBC is gonna replace him" @HowardStern (via @DJMikeWalter)

"You know who's nervous about the Ukraine? The strip clubs. That's where all the good strippers come from" @HowardStern (via @DJMikeWalter)

@HowardStern @sternshow David Arquette: God is at least half woman bitches! (Via @redskinz77)

"And the wiiiind, cries, GAAAARRRRY!"- Jimi Hendrix/Richard Simmons (via @packerzing)

"Every hooker from the Philippines looks the same, great body and kinda those funny faces" @HowardStern (via @DJMikeWalter)