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Just an ordinary data analyst (if you can call them ordinary) who writes the occasional book for children. 13 and counting...)

Gainsborough, England
Joined March 2010
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Take your coat off, Reece. You won't feel the benefit when you go out... #universitychallenge
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Proof that you can revise until your brain melts but it's the general knowledge round that sorts the wheat from the chaff. #Mastermind
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The biggest lie is Ross Kemp telling them they played a great game. Er, was he watching the same game we were? #bridgeoflies
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I thought it was, says Martin. So you let her step on the wrong one. What a team. #bridgeoflies
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Martin should have taken the money and run. #bridgeoflies
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If you aspire to be Paul Daniels then you deserve everything you get. #bridgeoflies
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Well the audience was short changed this week weren't they? #TOTP
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One of life's great mysteries. Who told Ronan Keating he could sing? #TOTP
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A group holiday... thank God I'm staying at home. You'd hear those women miles away. #bridgeoflies
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Tie your bloody hair back Paula. #bridgeoflies
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If you know the right answer just step on it! Jesus. Time wasting! #bridgeoflies
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Why has she got to read them all out? Are her two teammates partially sighted or something? #onlyconnect
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They must be sweating buckets. All that hair and the faux fur. #onlyconnect
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I often used to wonder if these 'dancers' felt as stupid as they looked. #TOTP
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Too much mincing going on today. #bridgeoflies
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Good on you for getting up and giving it a go, Gordon. #Mastermind
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If Temu did B*Witched... #totp
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Steve was obviously never taught that it was rude to point. #bridgeoflies
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She couldn't remember where Copacobana Beach was. I'm surprised she could remember where her arse was. #bridgeoflies
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We don't need to know who trained them you annoying sod. #bridgeoflies
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