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"Mid-Lich Crisis" is now available on Kindle, Audible, or your choice of cover firmness levels. Read the version that best fits your lifestyle.
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"Klondaeg the Monster Hunter" is now available on Audible!
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We may never see eye to eye on the spelling of "lich," but I'm nevertheless happy to back @jzacharypike's The Dark Profit Saga: The Complete Trilogy on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/jza…
As someone whose gender expression aligns with all my measured sexual characteristics, I don't see why Twitter wants to censor a clinical term for my condition.
There's a trope in action stories where the hero slaughters dozens of enemy soldiers, but when they get to the enemy commander who they have a personal beef with, someone pulls them back from killing them and it's treated as a big character moment.
It's the most toxic thing.
It contributes to the Great Man myth, too. The boss is the only character whose life holds moral value. All those people you killed on your way to confront the boss? Meaningless. They're just the help. They knew what they signed up for.
This show needs an Electric Mayhem cover of "Mayhem" by @Halestorm.
It’s about to get electric with @ElectricMayhem. 🤘⚡️ #TheMuppetsMayhem is streaming TOMORROW on #DisneyPlus!
🖼: Back cover of the “Disney twenty-three” Summer 2023 issue
When you beat Jedi: Survivor but have no one to talk about it with because they're all waiting until after Zelda.
Humanity: We should do our best to preserve animal life. Every extinction is a tragedy that should be avoided.
One guy: What about mosquitos?
Humanity:
Republicans keep talking about how getting wedding rings turn women into Republicans, and what I want to know is:
How are we going to steal the One Ring from Mitch McConnell and cast it into the fire?
I hope they add little splat sound effects while Adam Driver stomps around.
RUMOR: Adam Driver is reportedly now in final talks to play the #FantasticFour's Reed Richards in the #MCU! Details: thedirect.com/article/adam-d…
Great owns of history:
Nintendo hired Universal to put Donkey Kong in a movie 40 years after Universal tried to sue them by calling Donkey Kong a King Kong ripoff.
The right doesn’t really think Mario is anti-woke. They get off on saying stupid things and watching the engagement numbers. We need to stop falling for it.