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world's boy

@Stevemcmath

Stand up comic

 Victoria, British Columbia
Joined March 2014
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with an absolutely broken heart, I have to tell you all that I put sweet Bluebert to rest today. He had several serious and conflicting issues that came to light in the past few days. I would've done anything for this cat, but the kindest thing to do was to let him go.
Image from Friends of Bear Cat Rescue (@feederofcats)
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Tom Brady's upcoming mental breakdown will hopefully be described as a 'wicked spiral'
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Keeping a bowl of cold water outside for the Door Dash drivers today
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It is with profound sadness that we announce the sudden passing of our beloved brother Nick Nemeroff.
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Image from Gilbert Gottfried (@RealGilbert)
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world's boy@Stevemcmath7 Nov 2021
Not sure what ptsd feels like but I'm 35 and to this day I wouldnt dare fill a Scantron in w pen
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It's been a while since I've talked about folklore, but tonight seems like as good an opportunity as any to talk about one of my favourite seasonal stories: Stingy Jack, or Jack o' the Lantern
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world's boy@Stevemcmath1 Jul 2020
Quitting comedy is the new doing comedy
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You have to stay overnight in a haunted house
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Mars has much more water than previously known—but there's a catch ti.me/3rWCZjf
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the only way millennials have been taught to survive in this economy is to win ben stein’s money
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I tried to send a sext the other day and I got my dick caught in the printer. No retweets I tell ya, I don’t get no retweets.
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Welp my dad who lives alone is into drones now so I give it 7 months before coeds go missing in my hometown
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world's boy@Stevemcmath8 Sep 2020
Political opinions used to be like assholes Everyone just tried to keep theirs off the internet
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world's boy@Stevemcmath9 May 2020
Fishing is the real game in any game
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Retweet if you're actually two small cats piloting a complicated mechanical human suit using a complex series of pullies and levers Pacific Rim-style, I'm trying to see something
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All the best bread I've ever eaten was baked by someone who never told me they made it.
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Elon Musk owns Gene Wilder's house which is hilarious because he's what would happen if Mike Teavee got the chocolate factory instead of Charlie.
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Being drunk at home is weird, I have to play the song Closing Time just to go to bed.
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A.R.Wombroom@WombroomA19 Jan 2020
Tried to do the floss dance to impress the grandson and I punched myself in one of my war scars
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Check out A PLUNGE INTO DARKNESS by the fantastic A.R. Wombroom @WombroomA! Please #RT to spread the love. #WritingCommunity #WriterLift #amwriting #amreading #book #recommendation amazon.com/dp/B081Z665GN/ref…
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