@StevenAvocado

memes, and political shit. gamer 🎮

 Washington, DC
Joined October 2019
  • Tweets41.8K
  • Following1K
  • Followers11.6K
8.4KMedia
This is a cry for help, she wanted this on record💀 divorce is on the horizon 🧙‍♀️🔮
Pop Crave
@PopCrave1h
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
2
192
Bc it’s cunt
Steven Bak
@RealStevenBakOct 27
I’ll Never Understand why Catholics Don’t Call out the Vatican over this?
10
613
2
17,533
153,756
Vote!
1,172
HPV photos in textbooks:
Pop Crave
@PopCrave11h
Heidi Klum shares another Halloween costume teaser.
9
573
steven avocado retweeted
spooky dio@SatyrOnMars5h
those are 2 different skill sets
✩@tomfooIeryyyOct 27
gay guys be stripping on twitter then get anxiety writing an email
2
13
114
2,109
Squirrel Girl when she gets MVP in Marvel Rivals
3
309
steven avocado retweeted
Luna
@LatteLogique21h
What that dirty bitch Tamara saw after every show #H3 #H3H3 #EthanKlein
77
1,239
51
34,472
411,126
steven avocado retweeted
Seb@RedblueeboyOct 27
Average player from the united states as soon as they hear my latin accent in overwatch
3
2
15
662
steven avocado retweeted
ً@chernobyldenier21h
your monkey not open like hers
Justin@JustThompOct 27
I love gay Halloween bc wdym ur Lisa Rinna dancing on the table at Andy Cohen’s baby shower 👄
1
2
13
413
Not everyone finding out about upper blepharoplasties 💀
3
502
steven avocado retweeted
Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforthOct 27
"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
381
7,200
656
58,860
2,018,274
steven avocado retweeted
Goddess 🎀@prn63ssOct 24
successfully tricked the guy that ghosted me into liking me again so i can ghost him this time around
148
2,287
347
28,131
270,892
steven avocado retweeted
Anti@antipikerOct 25
hila mid ride
honey the male slayer 𝜗𝜚
@caramelcoloredOct 23
Hila Klein needs to get her lick back and fuck Hasan Piker RAW
18
993
12
16,954
158,452
steven avocado retweeted
michael 4@MICHAELF0UROct 24
saw a straight girl squeezing her boyfriend’s ass oh you know that queen gets her nails painted
2
1
177
4,831
steven avocado retweeted
erika@erika_suxOct 24
POV you’re trying to eat in my apartment
14
559
15
11,921
160,205
jessica lange filming episode 12 #ahs13
6
667
8
4,363
34,808
steven avocado retweeted
lala 𐙚@soulcardanOct 22
quando vc termina com o seu nada
60
3,203
266
18,196
171,771
Reminder that the person that turned in Luigi got fired and never got the reward
WBC24
@WBC24NewsOct 22
JUST IN: FBI releases surveillance images of a man suspected of throwing a Molotov cocktail at a ICE building in Atlanta, offering up to $20,000 for information.
159
25,903
54
214,791
1,513,306
"we should charge people by the hour for the games they pla-"
Wario64
@Wario64Oct 21
Xbox Cloud Gaming introductory launch pricing revealed: -10hrs for $3.99 -25hrs for $7.99 -50hrs for $11.99 news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/10/…
359
15,368
92
182,561
2,254,164
She’s a Z-word
This quoted post is unavailable.
Try viewing anyway · View on X
23
2,490
Load more