Austin Forester

LA LA LA life goes on

Heh heh hello

You don't want a Butterfree! You want a Ledyba! It's evolved form is Sooooo cute!

Happy birthday @germanottajoe :)) you are the reason for my happiness!

I just ran into a ditch. I have whip lash really bad. I'm so scared and in pain!

How do I delete my Twitter?

Woah woah woah woah woahh. Adele already had her baby!?

Today is one of those days that I wish God would just strike me down with lightning

Money can't make you happy? Debt can sure as hell put you in a deep fucking depression!!!

You can't buy a car with cookies!

The only thing I've eaten today was a glass of milk. I'd say I'm a pretty successful anorexic!

Wining and dining. Drinkin' and drivin'. Excessive buyin. Overdosin', dying.

Every time I fill out an application, I feel like I'm selling my soul.

I didn't know they had HEBs in Mexico. Interesting!

Omg. Sonic just blew up!!

I really want a pin up girl tattoo!

Sometimes I'm so nice that I just can't handle myself :D

I had a dream that Hellena Bonham Carter smoked weed with me and hardcore flirted with Roger

I want a pin up girl tattoo! :P