JORDS (@StillJords) profile picture
Joined June 2019
Nvm , it’s ending 1-0 North Macedonia
Scotland should be winning this , right?
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Shouldn’t be difficult to find his fellow sex offenders then 🤷🏽‍♂️
15,000 rape apologists have signed a petition calling for Russell Brand to be freed.
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There could be a million signatures…. He’s staying in Prison 🤣
15,000 rape apologists have signed a petition calling for Russell Brand to be freed.
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Can taste the sugar in just one of those 🤮
You want a nice summer body but you’re eating M&S cookies everyday and not going gym lool yeah safe
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409 online orders at an average of £51. 📦 That's 409 buying decisions without needing somebody to attend a match. Our home shirt alone has brought in £9,195. 👕 A club shop shouldn't only really exist for two hours before kick-off. The online opportunity is massive.
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Scotland should be winning this , right?
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The Glasgow Ranger's striker, Kenny Miller joins us tonight as a special guest Time Keeper! #WWEGlasgow
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NEW VIDEO 🚨 Drew McIntyre is the latest guest to join me at @classicshirts So much fun this one. Enjoy 🤝⬇️ youtu.be/sY33W0zJiAI
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You want a nice summer body but you’re eating M&S cookies everyday and not going gym lool yeah safe
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Microsoft need to see this out and hold on until 4pm. All about game management here lads, keep the ball in the corner and kill the game
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From XG in football to 5G #WokeNonsense
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗡’𝗧 𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 First game on TV. Through to the second round. And now, our own mobile network. Spotted the new boards? ParkwayMobile launches in December. Learn more 👇 ppfc.co.uk/parkway-mobile-is… @ParkwayMobile #ppfc #RoundOurWay
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This video is legendary from the Millwall academy… He really thought the gaffer was walking in… 😭😆
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Live look from Outlook HQ...
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ANOTHER BORING NON LEAGUE FINANCE THREAD 🧵 Three years ago, an average Saturday at @FarnhamTownFC brought in £6,982. This season? £22,219 🤯 And that EXCLUDES hospitality sales (as only brought in this year so unfair variable) I want to explain how we've got there, because it's not just a story about getting more people through the gate. Some interesting lessons along the way 🧵👇
🤖 Made with AI
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HASSSSSSSSSSS anyone seen outlook or teams, can you HEARRRRRRRR me Microsoft
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Me to my wife, when I clean the house:
I’m open to real feedback, not disrespect
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I’ll have a bit of this 👌🏽
Think you’re good at Football Manager? Prove it by winning the Premier League with our club. Welcome to #TheWaltonWay 🦢 Your challenge: take Walton & Hersham from non-league to Premier League CHAMPIONS on FM27. 🎁 THE PRIZE The first verified winner receives a FREE 2027/28 season ticket and a signed 2026/27 shirt! 🎮 HOW TO ENTER • Start a brand-new Walton & Hersham save on FM27. • Post your journey on TikTok, tagging our official account and using #TheWaltonWay in every update. • Share your signings, results, promotions and biggest moments. • Include a screenshot of your settings and Game Status with EVERY update. 📋 THE RULES • Standard game and database only. • No cheats, editors, custom databases or added money. • Disable the in-game editor when setting up your save. • Keep your original save and progress saves for verification. • To claim victory, show your final Premier League table, manager history and Game Status. Your save must pass our checks before the prize is confirmed. Promotion to the Premier League isn’t enough—you’ve got to WIN it. 🏆 Your signings. Your tactics. Our club. How far can you take us? #TheWaltonWay #FootballManager #FM27 #WaltonAndHersham
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give em the BAFTA 😤😤😤😤😤😤 @LickshotLippy @ihatetomaustin
CORTEIZ LUNDUN POP UP 🇬🇧 THIS SATURDAY 14TH NOVEMBER.
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We can confirm Michael Carrick has departed his role as men’s first-team head coach.

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